Initiate of the Templar

haven't read this in a while so apologies if its been said you know your a templar when: people calling your army "dark templars" invariably sets you off on a rant about how Blizzard stole from GW Gotta keep the thread going!

You know you're a Black Templar when: ...your conversations with first time opponents go like this: "what army do you play?" "eldar" "Okay my army has Preferred Enemy: eldar" "Okay then I'll play my chaos marines" "Okay then my army has Preferred Enemy: chaos marines" (this went on for 10 minutes) ... you refuse to capitalize the names of every other army, regardless of what proper grammar dictates.

++Brother Marshal Darius reporting from just outside detection range of Dark Eldar pirate fleet codenamed "Screwed"++ We are currently in pursuit of the remnants of Dark Eldar pirate fleet "Screwed" that attacked Orbital Defense station 3 of Centrati's planetary defense array. We have sufficiently damaged their flagship's warp drives in the fight for Centrati, but we have cause to believe they are repairing them at the moment, attack is to begin within the hour. +Current strength stands at one Victory class battleship Righteous Dominance and three Gothic Class Cruisers The Unyielding Heirophant, Sigismund's Blade, and Incorruptible Reverence. +Templar Strategy dictates a triple volley of lance battery fire from all ships and a drop pod insertion through the flagship's hull and onto its crew decks, where we may clearly engage the enemy in hand-to-hand combat. Please advise on validity of this strategem. Grey Knight's 4th company "Nights who say Ni" is standing by for additional lance battery fire should our initial salvos not destroy their shields. By Sigismund's Will!