great thread so far...the best
anyway lets see...
you know you are a black templar when
-your car number plate reads LRC-......
-you tank shock your neighbours cat with your car and explain "your kitty mister has displayed latent psychic abilities..."
-research how many automatic weapons you can fit on your car to make it a land raider crusader
-see arnie in Terminator and realize the poor austrian oak is no match for a REAL BT Assault terminator!
-after losing a glorious battle with lots of bloodshed and your opponent says- "why don't you sit back and shoot? Its an OBJECTIVES GAME !"and
then you criticize their lack of stomach for close combat
-searched the internet on how to make a powersword
-have had dreams of slaughtering, wake up and realize those were the emperor's champion dreams youve been waiting for for the last 4 years
-you know deep down that under your little emperors champ mini is you, smiting the xenos for humanity
-you never win if your emperor champion doesn't die in combat
-regard the rest of the SM chapters as soft for not continueing the great crusade
-you play a game of paintball, charge the enemy position guns blazing shouting praises to the god-emperor....and then your teamamtes tell you not to shout like
an idiot
-always pray for a killpoint mission
Always wear black clothes, and watch Kingdom of heaven for inspiration and read knights templar history on wikipedia !