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Booze!

Started by OnlyInDeath , Aug 02 2008 04:03 PM

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OnlyInDeath
Posted 02 August 2008 - 04:03 PM

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So there was a report released by the local news yesterday that said a study showed that drinking "moderate" amounts of alcohol actually helped to improve the heart and overall health of the test subjects, and also that STOPPING drinking actually led to a decline in the health of the subjects, leading to depression and decreased cognitive capacity.

So there you have it! Actual, documented proof as to where space wolves derive our overwhelming superiority over any other space marine chapter: the ale. So drink deep my brothers and ask Russ to bless our Brew Priests, for they are truly the life givers of the chapter, enabling us to exceed the already astonishing skills and fortitude associated with the Astartes. And ask the Emperor to watch over the souls of those poor chapters who value their misguided pride over the nectar of the gods, and pray that their mental capacity isnt too hindered to do His work...

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QUOTE (Vassakov @ Feb 23 2009, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At the end of the day, we know who our true brothers are. We watch the halls of Russ, and remember our days of glory whilst persuing ever greater ones.
We are the Sons of Russ, for the All-Father and the Wolf King. From now, until the End Days and the Wolftime. We play by our rules, and noone elses.


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Posted 02 August 2008 - 04:10 PM

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Aye brother I am quaffing finest Fenrisian ale as I write this. My friend has some brewing jugs and he said he would give me a few and I will start my own brand of Fenrisian sle which I shall take to my club to toast my victories!!
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 04:28 PM

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So goes the saying "Drink to your health!"
You cannot walk straight when the road bends. -Romany proverb

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 04:52 PM

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*HOWL* TONIGHT I DRINK LIKE RUSS!!!!
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 03:19 PM

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MORE ALE!!!!!!!!!!

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but power fists work even better!

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 05:17 PM

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More Ale, More Ale........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 10:39 PM

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I think with our MOTC in apoc, we should have: Master of the Brewery. confers +1 toughness or something to packs within 12in (everyone's too drunk to feel the pain!)
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:26 AM

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Its nothing new really, doctors have been suggesting regular drinking of moderate ammounts of red wine to improve the hearts health. My grandmother's been doing that for over a decade since her doctor first suggested it.

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:43 AM

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I think with our MOTC in apoc, we should have: Master of the Brewery. confers +1 toughness or something to packs within 12in (everyone's too drunk to feel the pain!)


Then what about just giving them Feel No Pain :P
"For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting."

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 06:26 PM

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I think with our MOTC in apoc, we should have: Master of the Brewery. confers +1 toughness or something to packs within 12in (everyone's too drunk to feel the pain!)


Then what about just giving them Feel No Pain :P


It would have to be like, + Feel no Pain, -1 WS and BS since they are so hammered
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QUOTE (Vassakov @ Feb 23 2009, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At the end of the day, we know who our true brothers are. We watch the halls of Russ, and remember our days of glory whilst persuing ever greater ones.
We are the Sons of Russ, for the All-Father and the Wolf King. From now, until the End Days and the Wolftime. We play by our rules, and noone elses.


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