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Things that you shouldnt say to the inquisition


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Hey Everyone,

Saw a post similar to this one over on 'dakkadakka' and thought that b'n'c see being so much more creative we might be able to come up with some funny stuff!

This is one i read on dakka:

"Never whistle to a s.o.b and say her ass looks big in her armor" :D

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no one expects the inquesition

hes the heritic honist :)

that assiasin u sent after me well its in the bottom of my pond :)

is it me or has slannesh missed all the s.o.b

sorry to tell u but y do u remind me of buffy the vampire slayer (to female inqusitors )

do u hear the voices to

im sorry but the voices told me to tell u u suck

wow i like ure power armour do they come in mens sizes (expesily to grey knights)

if the Emperor died does that mean ure out of a job

im sorry but even van helsings better then u :)

 

thats all i got guys i will think of some more really bad ones :)

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"why does the imperium hate me so much? I mean, you summon just one blood thirster and every body hates you!"

 

"was that your acolyte I just sacraficed?"

 

[inquisitor] "why in thrones name do you have a slanesh daemon in your house?"

[guy] "well, I was in a bar you see..."

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thats all i got guys i will think of some more really bad ones :P

If you really have to could you at least type out your words? :D

Seconded.

 

Also, something I actually said to an Inquisitor in a Dark Heresy game: "We've all got bombs surgically implanted in us that you can remote detonate at any time? [sarcasm] It's so nice to know that you trust us, Inquisitor. [/sarcasm]" That's when I learned that Inquisitors don't appreciate sarcastic smartasses, as the Inquisitor promptly explained by shooting my character in the leg.

 

In a similar vein, one should never mock an Inquisitor by asking if their interrogation methods consist of poking you with soft cushions and/or forcing you to sit in a comfy chair. People who get the monty python reference will laugh, and then the Inquisitor will torture you to death in a particularly horrible and gruesome manner.

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