Hellbreaker Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 "Thou shalt not pass!" Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperialis_Dominatus Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yo dawg we heard you like heresy so we put spikes on our heads and heads on our spikes so we can sing praises to Chaos while we butcher innocents and butcher innocents while we sing praises to Chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The emperors chosen Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 "but the voices in my head made me do it" ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Remiel Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 "Go away before I am forced to taunt you a second time." "I fart in your general direction." "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." "Mind your own business." "What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior." "Well I didn't vote for you." "Oh, inquisitor eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. " "We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week... " "I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *[insert small, fuzzy, harmless creature]*, isn't it?" "Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That [yet again insert small, fuzzy, harmless creature]'s dynamite. " "Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?" Apologies to all the Monty Python fans out there. It started with the Frenchman's lines and before I knew, I was looking up quotes at imdb.com (and yes, they are ALL quotes from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" with minor alterations to fit the thread). Work is slow today and I am bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 ahhh, but who questions the inquisition! i see dead people know it all!!! and i suppose you're gonna blame this all on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Master Tyrak Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 "Has anyone ever told you guys that the ends are not better than the means used to achieve them?" *Into sleeping Inquisitor's ear* "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" "Oh, you're a Chaos scholar too?" *In Conclave* "Why am I surrounded by these incompetent fools?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 so you're the new man in charge of religious genocide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Rafen Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 "I'm an Imperial citizen and I have rights damn it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Malachi Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 'Feth The Emperor.' Although to be fair, anyone who says that to an inquisitor could probably survive through sheer balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 7eAL - Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 "I'm an Imperial citizen and I have rights damn it!" Ou that reminds me: "We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice." "Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about I give you the finger ... and you give me my phone call?" "Lieutenant, you were given specific orders." "I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram it up your ass." Pay raise goes to whoever is the first to give the source of those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sister Rosette Soulknyt Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Sir were of to this new club, i think its called hmm um.. oh thats it, the slithering tentacle" "What you want me to go in there, see if that wacked out guy with the glowing eyes, in shiny power armour and s floating in the air, is in there and ask him to surrender. Are you insane did you take your pills today sir?" "sir do you think when i get my first limb blown off working for yuo i can get a tentacle instead i herad there so many things i can do with it" "hey, why would i pray to a dead dood" "so you have this shiny "i am the law" badge want me to show you were to stick it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Master Tyrak Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Pay raise goes to whoever is the first to give the source of those lines. The Matrix, Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith speaking to Neo (first) and a police officer (second). That interrogation scene should be required watching for any BL author looking to write Inquisition stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Here, hold my beer..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Reaper Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Inquisitor: I declare this planet Exterminatus passer-by: Don't you think that is a little over the top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkKnightCuron Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 "So, like, we found this creature. Milly thought it would make for an awesome pet. What do you think?" *Gesture's towards the captive Genestealer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Nihm Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 "is this the place for the cult meeting?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artein Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 "I didn't expect a kind of Imperial Inquisition." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadmoroth Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 It's probably not a good idea to refer to the Ordo Malleus as the Ordo Malus. (Malleus means hammer, malus means apple) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbreaker Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Hey! You owe me from last poker's night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 It's probably not a good idea to refer to the Ordo Malleus as the Ordo Malus. (Malleus means hammer, malus means apple) Or the Ordo Malleable either. :wallbash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asodamus Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 No, sir. I didn't summon this Horror Of Tzeench...It uh...Followed me home. And the preserved heads? Well...you should ask my wife about that." "So, these three inquisitors walk into a bar...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadmoroth Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 It's probably not a good idea to refer to the Ordo Malleus as the Ordo Malus. (Malleus means hammer, malus means apple) Or the Ordo Malleable either. :wallbash: You reckon the inquisitor might get a little bent out of shape over that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Haha, probably. :yes: 'You and who's army?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydin Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 It's probably not a good idea to refer to the Ordo Malleus as the Ordo Malus. (Malleus means hammer, malus means apple) Or the Ordo Malleable either. :yes: You reckon the inquisitor might get a little bent out of shape over that one? That's not funny, It's a twisted subject at the most! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkKnightCuron Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "Which planet did -you- grow up on? What's that? Yeah, I thought so, commoner..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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