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It has been too long since we had a good old brawl in our halls. Im surprised there wasnt one over the new year. When we would have been more drunk.

[Throws a roast elk at Warhorse] Lets get to it lads!
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*Slaps a slab of raw pork into OP's face* What is it that a brawl consists of?
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This.

[Lobs himself at Hrogthar, Ale in one hand, Thunder hammer in the other, Servo arm on his back] Come on ya pansy!!
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*Leaps from his chair to a table top* FEAST!!!!!!!!!! *Throws a chainsword at a nearby barrel of ale destrying it*
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sitting quietly in the corner muttering about the noise the young pups are making a sombre Stinkenheim gazes into his ale... until some whelp throws a hunk of elk that skids across his table knocking aside the succulent venison, pint of ale and loaf of bread... dusting himself off he stands surveying the hall, *Bring it on then lads* he roars before hurling himself at Firenze...
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Beef walks in, sees the ruckas, mutters something about pups will be pups, grabs an ale and goes back to the deep recesses of the fang to look for those rare SW fluff
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Oh no you don't Beef! *grabs by the mane and drags into the middle of the hall*.

Hey lads! I heard this whelp said he could drink any single one of you lads under the table! I think we should take him up on his offer!

Brothers, we're gonna need more ale!
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*sucker punches Beef in the ribs then tosses into newly arrived tub of strong fenrisian ale* Laughs Heartily in his face with flecks of meat spraying out
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And earned the name of slayer"

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Did I hear someone ask for more ale?

+walks into the hall with a keg of Warhorse's Wolfwhiz on his shoulder+
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HAHAHHAHA me sitting at the bar table while drinking my whole keg of Ale , fun it is to see young people showing the lack of control after drinking that ale XD
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Standing near the Fireplace laughing at the comotion while drinking the finest ale in the fang with my brother rune priest Eiger.

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Lying on a comfy chair to drunk to even notice anything, "hic".
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*is meditating in a corner over his mead*

*sees the ongoing fight starting*

*Eyes flash blue*

*a small blizzard erupts in the main hall*

*chuckle*

That should cause some fun.

*goes back to drinking*
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[Looks up as stinkenhiem flys towards him. He steps to the side and chuckles as stinky goes through the window]

Did I hear 'Ale'?

[Smashes Bloodmange with servo arm for destroy one of 5 million kegs]

Grey Mage, anyone/thing you could bring other than a breeze [watches a couple of Blood Claws begin flying] As I say, breeze, to spice things up a bit. Im sure the Ork bartender wouldnt mind.
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Im sorry , but i killed that said Ork bartender XD now i own the store XD muhahahahaha this ROUNDS ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!
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Im sorry , but i killed that said Ork bartender XD now i own the store XD muhahahahaha this ROUNDS ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!

*thwak!*

*does a judo throw on white wolf*

You did no such thing, mekboy makes the pancakes, and I havent heard anyone dying of ninja flapjacks today... so hes probly not even here.
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Im sorry , but i killed that said Ork bartender XD now i own the store XD muhahahahaha this ROUNDS ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!

*thwak!*

*does a judo throw on white wolf*

You did no such thing, mekboy makes the pancakes, and I havent heard anyone dying of ninja flapjacks today... so hes probly not even here.


Gets thrown towards the bar counter and breaks a keg of Ale

"WHAT !"

"I MOST CERTAINLY KILLED SOMETHING TODAY...............oh wait..................humm now i think of it maybe it was just my wolf pet...........humm "


" ANYWAYS , YOUR WASTED TOO MUCH ALE ON THROWING IT , NOW GET ME MORE ! " "ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
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*Face Palms himself*

All I want is Ale!!!

*Grabs a keg and heads back to my den*

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*Rolls a BCs still unused helm after Ullr*

Strike! strike! strike!

*takes a swig*

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When in doubt- Grey Mage.
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Also, Hammernators are for pansies. There, I said it.

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:D But why's the beer gone?!?

*scans the room for he who has the Direwolves private reserve and dives after the keg that is bobbing through the mass of bodies*

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[is sat in the corner randomly muttering something about grox]
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:lol: But why's the beer gone?!?

*scans the room for he who has the Direwolves private reserve and dives after the keg that is bobbing through the mass of bodies*



"Hic" wasnt me t'is is only my uhm 1, 2 3 "hic"oh thats a double, 10nth barrel of ale today.
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::strides into the feasting hall, power tankard activated in a halo of awesomeness::

Which one of you whelps threw a bloody helmet into my room? I was sleeping!

::spots GM from across the room::

Should have known....

::grabs passing bloodclaw, tosses him into the air before punching him across the room square into GM, flattening them both in a tangle of limbs::

Now, what's this I hear about a lack of ale???
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Lack of ale? Not in the Fang!

+sets the keg of Wolfwhiz in Greymage's instant ale cooler that's blowing through the hall+

How about a cold one OID?
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QUOTE (Max_Dammit @ Mar 12 2010, 06:02 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=2315026]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are the sons of Fenris, the wolfs of Russ, the protectors of mankind.

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ALL HAIL MAGNUS THE RED!

*bar laughter suddenly ceases*