The_son_of_Dorn Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 When you eat a pot noodle. Cuz templars can do normal stuff too. Firepower 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciler Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 (edited) When you eat a pot noodle. Cuz templars can do normal stuff too. As long as you eat with zeal and use 2 chainswords as chopsticks... Edited October 9, 2016 by Ciler Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPityNoRemorseNoFear Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy! Dumbcow1 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy! I almost burned my copy several times while reading it. NoPityNoRemorseNoFear 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPityNoRemorseNoFear Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016  When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy! I almost burned my copy several times while reading it.  I have a definite mind to!   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 When, even though you don't actually play IG, you still almost never take psykers. I said 'almost' because I just took one for the first time this edition and on his first attempt to cast he perils, killed himself, and still failed to hit with the power. Welp, I guess that is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016   When reading the Eternal Crusader makes you so angry at recent retcons that you vow to burn many more witches in defiance of this blatant heresy! I almost burned my copy several times while reading it. I have a definite mind to!  Are you referring to Guy Haley's novel about the Third War for Armageddon? I've yet to read it. What retcons have angered you so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Nope, lets stay on-topic please. There are other places to hold polite discourse on that novel or other changes ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvih Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 ... you vote to change your medieval fight club's straight-edged maltese cross to an "indented" one because of it being more Black Templar-y ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 When your 76 year old grandma braves the Warhanmer store in Edinburgh to get you the perfect birthday gift: http://i1287.photobucket.com/albums/a628/matzeke/A32ADB6A-BF1B-418E-9009-3D6917F1B602_zpsusgzs99a.jpg Marshal_von_Speer, The_Chaplain, Marshal_Roujakis and 10 others 13 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@verik115 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 When you understand this heresy...http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6169/6201463177_59556dbbd7.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekman Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 When your zeal is so great you can scream paint from a jar unto your model. Servant of Dante 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 When you understand this heresy...  http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6169/6201463177_59556dbbd7.jpg   When the Forum cannot handle your hatred of the witch.  http://i.imgur.com/IjFJut9.png Servant of Dante, NoPityNoRemorseNoFear, Marshal_Roujakis and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantusMaximGloria Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat. Edited October 18, 2016 by CaptnRussia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat. Counterpoint... When you build devastator units just so you can smash people in the face with lascannons :D Â librisrouge, Captain Antonius, Honda and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016  When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat. Counterpoint... When you build devastator units just so you can smash people in the face with lascannons   Is he using that lascannon as a melee weapon? Why doesn't it have the proper attachments to make it a melee weapon, i.e., a chainbayonet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Hehe yeah, I was kind of going for a Halo style mid swinging it from over your shoulder to crack someone in the head with the butt of it pose. Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 When you suddenly realise you need to make a plasma gunner, swinging his gun as a baseball bat, as that is the true Templar way to field such a weapon. AndrewChristlieb 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 When you suddenly realise you need to make a plasma gunner, swinging his gun as a baseball bat, as that is the true Templar way to field such a weapon. Me: "Attach blades to the muzzle and the buttstock, so it resembles a Kroot rifle in function." Â You: "You dare have us imitate the heretical rituals of foul xenos?!" Â Me: "I am not asking you to imitate xenos. We humans once used weapons similar to these, but we stopped using them in the name of 'progress,' and forgot the purpose of attaching blades to guns. These xenos have forced us to remember the Old Ways- the savage ways war was fought, before the Emperor unified Holy Terra- in order to fight them." Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrified Templar Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016  When you feel guilty about creating a devastator unit specifically to deal with Bray'Arth at range instead of in closecombat. Counterpoint... When you build devastator units just so you can smash people in the face with lascannons   Ah so that's how you use lascannons, now I can see why the other chapters advocate their use.  You know you're a Black Templar when this is the only way you know how to use a lascannon. Servant of Dante, AndrewChristlieb, Honda and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Servant of Dante Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) When your 76 year old grandma braves the Warhanmer store in Edinburgh to get you the perfect birthday gift: http://i1287.photobucket.com/albums/a628/matzeke/A32ADB6A-BF1B-418E-9009-3D6917F1B602_zpsusgzs99a.jpg Imperator Vult!     When you understand this heresy...  http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6169/6201463177_59556dbbd7.jpg   When the Forum cannot handle your hatred of the witch.  http://i.imgur.com/IjFJut9.png  *Passes flamer to Kastor, primes backup flamer*  What? You don't carry a backup flamer?  Never mind. There's HERESY afoot! Edited October 19, 2016 by Servant of Dante Kastor Krieg, M@verik115 and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciler Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 ... you manage to legitimately plug some ZEAL ! into a somewhat unrelated thread minutes before it gets locked http://forum-images.hardware.fr/icones/smilies/whistle.gif Kastor Krieg, Sete and M@verik115 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Arthur Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 ...when you walk into a game shop to buy a Rhino and walk out with a Land Raider Crusader instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 As soon as I read 'to buy a rhino,' I knew you'd come out with a land raider crusader. Â You know you're a black templar when you're predictable and easy to manipulate.But if that's the price of doing the right thing, SO BE IT! Â OH HI NYREEN KANDROS HOW ARE YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link2edition Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 When you show up to a game, your opponent asks what chapter you are running and you just point to the image of a Templar running through a chaos marine on your T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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