Acebaur Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I will not allow this thread to fall off the first page and I also refuse to pin it. OUR ZEAL WILL HOLD IT UP!! ... When even though your entire miniature painting table is completely packed up because you are moving in just over a week, you still enter the ETL!!! Kastor Krieg, Honda, TheOneTrueZon and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 When you're not even mad Servant of Dante, RikuEru, Sete and 9 others 12 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Arthur Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Nothing can halt our zeal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Frying pans! Who knew right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 (edited) Frying pans! Who knew right? In a sufficiently ZEALous person's hand, the frying pans will count as power axes- the metal will be imbued with their spirit, granting an otherwise dull utensil the edge needed to cut through anything. Edited May 24, 2018 by Bjorn Firewalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Frying pans! Who knew right? In a sufficiently ZEALous person's hand, the frying pans will count as power axes- the metal will be imbued with their spirit, granting an otherwise dull utensil the edge needed to cut through anything. Sounds suspiciously like witchery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Yeah... We don't want no daemon frying pans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawklynn Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 I am totally giving the next chaplain that I kitbash a cast iron skillet as his Crozius. The Emperor's justice will be "served" piping hot and on the table at 6. Make sure to wash the xeno and traitor blood of your hands. Kastor Krieg and Servant of Dante 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othniel's Blade Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 I didn't realise Samwise was a Templar; his resolve for purity and resistance to the Dark Powers makes even more sense! Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) Okay the skillet... sure, you can crack some heads with that so okay. Anyone with a mom probably knows what can be done with a spatula or wooden spoon even. The wisk though... oh man... “I’m going to scramble your face” :D Edited May 26, 2018 by AndrewChristlieb Bjorn Firewalker 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawklynn Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Yeah, I think the whisk is a little to brutal, even by our tactics. I mean, scrambling a face seems rather Khorney to me. Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegir_Einarsson Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 (edited) When you have enough zeal to Enter the ETL, when you have 4 year son, you are only host of your family, your wife is pregnant... . And you make your vow with 17 infantry models:) Edited May 29, 2018 by Aegir_Einarsson Othniel's Blade and Honda 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabidweasel Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 When you've stripped the paint off 50+ models from your other armies to repaint as Templars! Othniel's Blade, Hawklynn and Aegir_Einarsson 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Frying pans! Who knew right?In a sufficiently ZEALous person's hand, the frying pans will count as power axes- the metal will be imbued with their spirit, granting an otherwise dull utensil the edge needed to cut through anything.Sounds suspiciously like witchery.Think of this as weaponizing your faith in the Emperor, making your body a conduit of His Immortal Majesty's fury, the way you make the frying pan a conduit of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Yeah, I think the whisk is a little to brutal, even by our tactics. I mean, scrambling a face seems rather Khorney to me. The heat up the whisk so it will cauterize the enemy's wounds, denying blood to the Blood God. As a bonus, a heated instrument should make enemies of the Emperor feel a fraction of His Immortal Majesty's pain, and teach these enemies why it's a VERY BAD IDEA to oppose the Emperor's will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawklynn Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Yeah, I think the whisk is a little to brutal, even by our tactics. I mean, scrambling a face seems rather Khorney to me. The heat up the whisk so it will cauterize the enemy's wounds, denying blood to the Blood God. As a bonus, a heated instrument should make enemies of the Emperor feel a fraction of His Immortal Majesty's pain, and teach these enemies why it's a VERY BAD IDEA to oppose the Emperor's will. Okay, cutting to the chase. I am just going to make a chaplain cc squad wielding kitchen utensils. Hobby Lobby is about to get some more of my money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Yeah, I think the whisk is a little to brutal, even by our tactics. I mean, scrambling a face seems rather Khorney to me.The heat up the whisk so it will cauterize the enemy's wounds, denying blood to the Blood God. As a bonus, a heated instrument should make enemies of the Emperor feel a fraction of His Immortal Majesty's pain, and teach these enemies why it's a VERY BAD IDEA to oppose the Emperor's will. Okay, cutting to the chase. I am just going to make a chaplain cc squad wielding kitchen utensils. Hobby Lobby is about to get some more of my money. Will they wield toasters the Techmarine modified into twin-barrel inferno pistols? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 How long are you guys going to keep this discussion cooking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othniel's Blade Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 It just keeps simmering; like our ZEAL! Sword Brother Adelard and Bjorn Firewalker 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 How long are you guys going to keep this discussion cooking? As long as there is a Black Templar at B&C. Bjorn Firewalker 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 How long are you guys going to keep this discussion cooking?As long as there is a Black Templar at B&C.Sword Brethren: "We will fight to the last man, if necessary!" Chaplain: "Indeed. Only in death does duty end." Dreadnought: "And sometimes, not even then." Hawklynn, Sete and KhorneHunter57x 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 I was referring to the utensil thing specifically, but we appear to have moved off that as a result. Shame, I was hoping for more food puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawklynn Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 I was referring to the utensil thing specifically, but we appear to have moved off that as a result. Shame, I was hoping for more food puns. They are on the back burner for now. Sword Brother Adelard 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othniel's Blade Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Let it ferment, more will rise. Sword Brother Adelard 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Doren Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Let it ferment, more will rise. We always have something in the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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