TheOneTrueZon Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) From the archive of Mashal Stewarts: Image source: https://imgur.com/gallery/0eS6l Edited June 4, 2018 by TheOneTrueZon CantusMaximGloria, Othniel's Blade, robofish7591 and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantusMaximGloria Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Zon that was good for a laugh! You recite multiple part of the Helsreach book at work to motivate yourself when you begin to flag from fatigue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Servant of Dante Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Make sure to get your can openers out when fighting Grots :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawklynn Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Make sure to get your can openers out when fighting Grots I might have to green stuff one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Make sure to get your can openers out when fighting Grots :PHas anyone equipped a Black Templars infantry model with a real can opener, and claimed it's a "Loki pattern anti-armor polearm" or something similar? Hell, if I ever send a Black Templars army into battle against the Iron Warriors, I may mount a can opener to my battle tanks' gun barrels as a "tank bayonet," just to troll my opponent. Hawklynn 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 A bit of lore about Armaggedon on this month's white dwarf. We are mentioned a couple of times. I wonder when will GW revisit Armaggedon, and will we be involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Spatula: the Paddleum of the kitchen. Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Spatula: the Paddleum of the kitchen. Mount it on a Freeblade Knight as a "Loki pattern tank flipper" if you want it to see use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 A bit of lore about Armaggedon on this month's white dwarf. We are mentioned a couple of times. I wonder when will GW revisit Armaggedon, and will we be involved? That Armageddon article is a bit pointless unless they're building up to something. That was a LOT of good stuff just out of the blue. It had a marked difference to older Armageddon fluff in that there was more focus on the first war and the connection to recent events. Perhaps it lays the foundations for an Angron return? Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 When others mockingly ask, "You and what army?" most of them stop laughing when you say, "I AM AN ARMY." The few who continue to mock the living embodiment of Emperor's will? THEY WILL LEARN. THEY WILL PAY IN BLOOD AND TEARS FOR THE LESSON YOU WILL TEACH. Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Arthur Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 When someone asks why you glue swords onto every vehicle. Bjorn Firewalker, Kastor Krieg and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 When you're immune to the doom & gloom threads, because you know whatever comes - Primarchs return, Warp rifts open, Emperor gets off the Throne - you will be still here, with your Brethren and still crusading. Bjorn Firewalker, Honda, SWORD BROTHER RYAN and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordian Glory Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 When you're immune to the doom & gloom threads, because you know whatever comes - Primarchs return, Warp rifts open, Emperor gets off the Throne - you will be still here, with your Brethren and still crusading. Ave Impertator Brother :D Kastor Krieg and Honda 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 You see our brothers got a mention in the new Knights Codex and know that one day you will own a Knight Preceptor as a result of their holy crusade to retrieve the STC that created it. Kastor Krieg and Honda 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordian Glory Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 When your friend says he feels his army needs more anti infantry and you insist he gets a Land Raider Crusader! When you convince the same friend to switch from Iron Hands to Black Templars tactics and he loves it and asks you to teach him the ways of Templars. Becoming an Initiate and taking a Neophyte under my wing :D Hawklynn and Othniel's Blade 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 (edited) When you hear of Gallant Knights and how "broken" they are.When it makes you want to take a 170mm oval base, make it a scenic one of an IK's height and have only an Emperor's Champion on the very top of it. Edited June 21, 2018 by Reclusiarch Krieg TheOneTrueZon, Bjorn Firewalker, Marshal Mattias and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 When you hear of Gallant Knights and how "broken" they are. When it makes you want to take a 170mm oval base, make it a scenic one of an IK's height and have only and Emperor's Champion on the very top of it. Good idea. I should assemble a Chaos Knight model, and pose it in a humiliating way- head down, posterior up, arms reaching forward as if the Traitor Scion was desperately crawling towards safety before he expired- to decorate the base of an Emperor's Champion- standing atop the Chaos Knight, the Black Sword buried in its Throne Mechanicum. Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 When Renegade IK get Mortis Avenger Cannons and people ask why and you get to point out Chaos Traitors always had them + OPHIDIUM GULF, NEVER FORGET! + lfhoule, Hawklynn and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 (edited) + OPHIDIUM GULF, NEVER FORGET! + Those look like... Tau missile pods! The Dark Angels are xeno collaborators! We must purge them in the Emperor's name, and make an example of all who dare surrender humanity's rightful place in the galaxy, to xeno tyrants! (I admit it's unlikely the Dark Angels will do this, but charges of "xeno collaboration" should get the Ordo Xenos and other Imperial loyalists on our side, when the Templars punish those deviants.) Edited June 23, 2018 by Bjorn Firewalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) You know you're a Black Templar when you successfully argue that a Chapter with 6000 Marines is Codex compliant. The Codex allows us to recruit above the limit, to account for anticipated casualties- and we anticipate HEAVY casualties in the coming battle. But even if 83% of our brothers lie dead at our feet, we will still fight on in the Emperor's name, because we are His champions! Hell, not even death will stop us from performing our duties! Iron Hands Marine (watching 5000 Black Templars Dreadnoughts storm a Chaos Space Marine position): "For the first time in my life, I feel tempted to bear a different Primarch's gene-seed. I must perform penance for insulting Ferrus Manus." Black Templar: "Want to borrow my spare pain glove?" Edited July 4, 2018 by Bjorn Firewalker Honda and Hawklynn 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The codex may allow it, but that's not why we do it. CantusMaximGloria, Marshal Mattias and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The codex may allow it, but that's not why we do it. You do not know how much that made me smile. Well said brother! Marshal Mattias and Sword Brother Adelard 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 When you see this made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Wolfhart Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) When you see this made. - video too large to quote :P - ...and it made you cringe as it is a minor chapter of mutants There is a vid out there of a Black Sword tho: Edited July 15, 2018 by Marshal Wolfhart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) you know you are a black templar if you see the Grey Knight Terminator helmets and know that it should be a Templar Helmet: Edited July 15, 2018 by Medjugorje Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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