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You know you're a Black Templar when....


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#3701
Brother Sheep

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Actually Death will curse you for giving him so much work.
On the one hand for chasing you, on the other of all the lifes you took.

Afterwards he shows you the gallary of these heretics and you need around 4 years to read every name.

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You know you're a Black Templar when you can't pass up on anything that your brethren might chose...

 

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You know you're a Black Templar when you can't pass up on anything that your brethren might chose...

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What's the alcohol content of this brew? I expect a Templar to either drink a non-alcoholic beverage to stay alert in anticipation of a battle, or a beverage with a ridiculously high alcohol content as a means of testing himself (think of the beverage as a liquid pain glove)?

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 19 September 2018 - 09:13 PM.

Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)
Sisters of Battle+ Fenrisian Beer- Inhibitions- Sanity= Trouble! (Order of the Blazing Heart Rocket Punch Pimp Magnet She-Wolf)

 

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

 

Reasons to use the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think the Librarian Dreadnought needs Furious Charge AND It Will Not Die to beat down a Chaos-worshiping punk and his Defiler, while a Stormraven needs a Vanquisher cannon to beat down this punk's Heldrake.


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A disappointing 3%! Not tried it yet though. It might be apple juice for the morning instead facepalm.png


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then you have to drink it with ZEAL


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When your attempt at Latte Art turns into the immortal God emperors death mask

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But viciousness and glory were no longer enough. Killing enemies in battle was no longer enough. I wanted to fight the Eternal Crusade. I wanted to win the war.

- Reclusiarch Grimaldus

 

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When your attempt at Latte Art turns into the immortal God emperors death mask

 

 

I not only laughed, but then stood and gave you a Roman salute (slam right fist over chest).

 

Well played brother!


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When...

 

Your water pot for cleaning your brushes has claimed 2 rot flies lives so far.

 

(Seriously, even my waste paint can kill!)


SUFFER NOT THE UNCLEAN TO LIVE!

UPHOLD THE HONOR OF THE EMPEROR!

ABHOR THE WITCH, DESTROY THE WITCH​!

ACCEPT ANY CHALLENGE, ​NO MATTER THE ODDS​!

 

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You know there are other Black Templars out there when you see this comment on a political blog:

 

32 Suffer not a witch to live.


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"All those rumors about us being intolerant and stubborn really just evolved from our history. We're actually just a fun bunch of guys who enjoy burning witches" - Anon


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When you field a Primaris Psyker for the first time with your new guard army and during the entire game (6 turns) you fail to cast a single psychic power using your templar dice...
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+FAITH IN THE EMPEROR IS ALL+

+IT IS THE LIGHT THAT GUIDES+

+THE WARMTH THAT SUCCORS+

+THE FIRE THAT PURGES+


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you only see 57/500  in "500" facts...



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What?

Ah, I see, I get it now.

Edited by Brother Adelard, 21 October 2018 - 07:51 AM.

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You know you're a Black Templar when you start using Mark III armor because it comes with chainswords for every man.


My Armies:Black Templars Arkanna Crusade-WIP 2000 pts 27.12.17

Arkannian Survivors-Astra Militarum Army-On the Shelf ~4000 pts 12.10.17 <p>

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Hey guys... You Know you're a Templar when you click like because it's Sigismund...

 

 

oh yeah... spoilers for those who haven't read Black Legion


Edited by Marshal_Roujakis, 24 October 2018 - 07:14 PM.

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'No matter the laurels of victory, no matter the glories others may seek. We are Space Marines, the Adeptus Astartes, the Angels of Death! And more than this.' he said, his voice dropping quiet.
'We are Black Templars. Victory is its own reward.'

- High Marshal Helbrecht - 'The Crusader' - Crusade to the Ghoul Stars -

 

Spoiler

 

++The Vengeance Crusade Thread++


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> Strength of Faith (1CP) - 5+ feel no pain, but only vs. mortal wounds in the psychic phase.

When you're pissed off because xenos mutant AND traitor abominations all rolled in one get a rule that ought to have been a Templar one from the start.


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I had a similar reaction when I saw SoB Acts of Faith


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When you kitbash delta wings and pointed noses for your flyers to improve their aesthetic appearances, allowing you to claim, "My Black Templars ride into battle atop flying swords!"

When you back up that claim by having your flyers ram- I mean stab enemy vehicles in-game.

And when you kitbash rocket engines to the pommels of the swords of the Marine infantry models charging out your Thunderhawks and Stormravens, allowing you to claim, "My Black Templars wield flying swords in battle!"

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 29 October 2018 - 05:38 PM.

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Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)
Sisters of Battle+ Fenrisian Beer- Inhibitions- Sanity= Trouble! (Order of the Blazing Heart Rocket Punch Pimp Magnet She-Wolf)

 

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

 

Reasons to use the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think the Librarian Dreadnought needs Furious Charge AND It Will Not Die to beat down a Chaos-worshiping punk and his Defiler, while a Stormraven needs a Vanquisher cannon to beat down this punk's Heldrake.


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When you are bad at Mathematics and you think 6000 Templars is Chapter size. 

 

When you are still bad at Mathematics, don't bother to count the number of heretics. Just destroy them all. 

 

When you see the new Codex Orks got, and think I will still wipe them out with my chainsword no matter the odds. 


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When you watch Skallagrim's channel and... Yup, that's a Black Templar helmet, all right! biggrin.png

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When you are GREAT at Mathematics and you KNOW 6000 Templars is Chapter size. 

Fixed that for you.


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"Frak this, for my faith is a shield proof against your blandishments."

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When you run a Black Tide and you put more boots on the ground then your Imperial Guard opponent!


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I had a similar reaction when I saw SoB Acts of Faith

oh yes. Me too.



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When you hear some Astra Militarum player drove his car up to the gaming table and tried to pass it off as a Capitol Imperialis, you declare, "Good idea!" and resolve to spare no expense buying a Cadillac (or Mercedes Benz, if you live in Europe) and then kitbashing your new car into a passable Eternal Crusader.

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, Yesterday, 08:21 AM.

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Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)
Sisters of Battle+ Fenrisian Beer- Inhibitions- Sanity= Trouble! (Order of the Blazing Heart Rocket Punch Pimp Magnet She-Wolf)

 

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

 

Reasons to use the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think the Librarian Dreadnought needs Furious Charge AND It Will Not Die to beat down a Chaos-worshiping punk and his Defiler, while a Stormraven needs a Vanquisher cannon to beat down this punk's Heldrake.





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