Bjorn Firewalker Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 When you: Which film or TV show is was the original scene from? The Sopranos? Link2edition 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link2edition Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Its from Parks and Recreation. Original line is "give me all the bacon you have" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 When you see this thread on page 2 and have to bring it back to the front! Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 You know you're a Heretic when.... ..you are a Black Templar player and you refuse to make anymore CC army lists. if you have to remember the new players what a real BT-player have to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Your idea of a "plasma weapon" is a sword with an integral fusion reactor to produce the superheated plasma encasing its blade. (See the Damascus blade in 'Alita: Battle Angel' for reference.) Naturally, that means your Devastators and Hellblasters don't kill from a distance like Guilliman's cowardly sons, they CHARGE FORTH TO BRING THE FOE WITHIN REACH OF THEIR PLASMA BLADES. librisrouge and Honda 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 You know you're a son of Dorn (I don't play BTs, but can certainly appreciate our brethren!) when you join a rugby club called "Crusaders" and your first thought is "No pity! No remorse! No fear!", swiftly followed by the realisation that you're literally part of a Crusader Squad... <stands and vigorously applauds> Well played, brother, well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Reinhard Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 A mindset no doubt of use when engaging in the club's activities as well no doubt.... ... within reason perhaps, m.3 is a lot softer than the distant future where there is only war after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 You love "flower children." No, not the spoiled and sheltered brats singing of "peace" and "love" in the planetary governor's flower garden, while the galaxy burns around them! The young warriors fighting in the flower war your Fighting Company annually hosts within sight of its Chapter Keep, each participant demonstrating martial skills and virtues in the hope the Black Templars will find them worthy of becoming Templars as well. ONDIG 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 When you see the following e-mail preview pop up on your mobile and your heart skips a beat for just a moment: "Warhammer 40,000: Sisters of Battle, Black... Check out the latest rules and preview..." Dang heretics and their false hopes! ONDIG 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONDIG Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) When Crusader 1 falls back to let Emprahs Champion thru and Solo a Daemon Prince as Helwrckt and the Honor Guard watch. JEALOUSLY watch. Edited March 20, 2019 by ONDIG Bjorn Firewalker 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyD4rkPassenger Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 You want to convert a new EC for a revival crusade but don't have the heart to destroy the original sculpt for the Black Sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 You want to convert a new EC for a revival crusade but don't have the heart to destroy the original sculpt for the Black Sword.You spend hours with a welding torch and a grinder, sculpting a piece of scrap metal into a passable Black Sword for an Emperor's Champion model. Green stuff? Plasticard? As the Emperor's Champion, this Son of Dorn needs something with BITE, to tear down all obstacles to the Great Plan of his Lord and Master! Crovan 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordian Glory Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 YKYABTW you charge down a Tournament Eldar/Ynnarii Shinning spear list and beat it to a bloody pulp! NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR! The look on my opponents face went from smug arrogance to aghast panic when he realized what 40ish choppy crusaders and 2 chaplains were going to do to his precious 15x shining spear death star was priceless. Black Templars aren't like normal marines xenos scum, we like a good scrap! librisrouge, sockwithaticket, bolvar and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Sheep Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 You know you are a black templar when you place your chaplain-model near your workplace for a moralboost (guilty) Bjorn Firewalker, librisrouge, JJ-McGuinness and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) You know you are a black templar when you place your chaplain-model near your workplace for a moralboost (guilty) If you are working on external sales then never forget the Crusaders helmet.... but remember that "no pity, no remorse, no fear" is not what your costumers bring to buy anything from you Edited April 3, 2019 by Medjugorje JJ-McGuinness 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link2edition Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 When you get a red car but it breaks so you get a black one,When someone crashes into your black car so you get a white one,Then someone crashes into the white one so you get a black one because at this point you have exhausted your entire color pallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eberious Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 When you get this for your Birthday cake. Bjorn Firewalker, Marshal Mattias, CantusMaximGloria and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 ...you end up circling right back around to the Templars. ...when you get excited about a set of rules because they have the word "crusade" in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 YKYABTW you charge down a Tournament Eldar/Ynnarii Shinning spear list and beat it to a bloody pulp! NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR! The look on my opponents face went from smug arrogance to aghast panic when he realized what 40ish choppy crusaders and 2 chaplains were going to do to his precious 15x shining spear death star was priceless. Black Templars aren't like normal marines xenos scum, we like a good scrap! you love to hear this BitsHammer and bolvar 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 The real trick isn't thinking on bold text, but thinking in red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Hoodie Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 YKYABTW You would sell a kidney for Crusader Squads to have one more attack! Bjorn Firewalker 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 YKYABTW You would sell a kidney for Crusader Squads to have one more attack!That's why I was excited to see I could upgrade the Intercessors to Veterans. 10 models hitting like 15 with chainswords? Yes please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to Darkness Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 YKYABTW You would sell a kidney for Crusader Squads to have one more attack!That's why I was excited to see I could upgrade the Intercessors to Veterans. 10 models hitting like 15 with chainswords? Yes please! YKYABTW you spend all night splicing Bretonnian knight helms and marine heads together and decide this year you will pick up a brush and fight alongside Templars in this years ETL.... Yes after many abortive starts I join the ranks of the Templars (technically marines from the Fuedal world of Bretonnii but hey ho, if it smells and poops like a duck its a duck). Now hand me my sword and point me in the direction of some heretic rabbits!!!!!!! Bjorn Firewalker and BitsHammer 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 YKYABTW you see the new look Sororitas Rhino upgrades and your first thought is how easily can I file off those Fleur De Lis? https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/04/15/battle-sister-bulletin-part-5-vehicle-details/ Medjugorje 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 YKYABTW you see the new look Sororitas Rhino upgrades and your first thought is how easily can I file off those Fleur De Lis? https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/04/15/battle-sister-bulletin-part-5-vehicle-details/ Not fast enough to keep them from chasing you with a flamer first. Back on topic... YKYBTW you see the Adepticon 2019 Primaris Lieutenant and see a Primaris Emperor's Champion. Sword Brother Adelard 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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