Bjorn Firewalker Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) You dream about crushing Iron Warriors in Mortal Kombat!Fixed it for you. God-Emperor of Mankind (watching His Champion beat Perturabo's posterior into the ground): "Finish him!" God-Emperor of Mankind (after His Champion dismembers Perturabo; as the Traitor Primarch bawls on the floor like a giant baby, His Champion sheathes the Black Sword, picks up the Traitor Primarch's severed legs, and crushes Perturabo's head between the Traitor Primarch's own hooves): "The Emperor's Champion wins. Fatality." Edited August 31, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker BLACK BLΠFLY 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternal_warrior12 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 YKYABTW you get a new aspiration to join the Bladeguard. Damn they look good in the black. Medjugorje and Bjorn Firewalker 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 (edited) You surgically replace your skull with an eviscerator chainsword (your brain is relocated in the adamantium shell replacing your rib cage), and surgically implant a eviscerator chainsword in each arm, to better frustrate Khorne Berserkers attempting to claim your head for their false god's "skull stool"- in short, make yourself look like this: Khârn the Betrayer: "Not again!" Edited September 17, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 That all sounds a bit heretical to me. BLACK BLΠFLY 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 That all sounds a bit heretical to me.Brother Denji: "What are you, chicken? Bawk, bawk, bawk!" Khârn the Betrayer (revving up Gorechild): "I am no coward!" You (watching in disbelief as Khârn chops off his own head, jams Gorechild's handle down his esophagus, and then dies): "I cannot believe he did that." Brother Denji (shrugs): "I can believe a Khorne worshiper is that stupid. Oh well. Let's get some caffeine before the battle begins anew." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK BLŒ FLY Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I have always hated Khârn . Bjorn Firewalker 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjulhu Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Sete, Champion Rawne, Bjorn Firewalker and 8 others 11 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Brother Adelard Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 YKYABTW you run out of spare Purity Seals. Again. CantusMaximGloria, BLACK BLΠFLY, Dosjetka and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 (edited) I have always hated Khârn . I always loved to play against him... its like a fish swimming into the mouth of a shark Edited October 12, 2020 by Medjugorje BLACK BLŒ FLY 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK BLΠFLY Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 YKYABTW you tell your barber you want the Grimaldus cut . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 ...when you keep this thread alive because the crusade is eternal Bjorn Firewalker and BitsHammer 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 ...when you keep this thread alive because the crusade is eternal Preach, battle-brother! Preach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK BLŒ FLY Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 When you sharpen your sword on Khârn’s skull . Bjorn Firewalker and Marshal Mittens 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 When you sharpen your sword on Khârn’s skull.Daemon Prince Angron (as the Black Sword literally disarms him): "Ahhhh! You... Argh! Bastard! I can taste... Ow! My most loyal son's... Howl! Bones upon Sigismund's... Shriek! Thrice-damned sword! How dare...!" Emperor's Champion (as he beheads Angron, sending the Traitor Primarch back to Khorne's realm): "You talk too much." BLACK BLŒ FLY and librisrouge 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK BLΠFLY Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 A W E S O M E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsHammer Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 ...when the Black Templar forum address auto completes when you start typing in "bolterandchainsword.com" 9x19 Parabellum, Vesalius, Brother Carpenter and 5 others 8 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9x19 Parabellum Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 ...when the Black Templar forum address auto completes when you start typing in "bolterandchainsword.com" I am generally of the opinion that this thread is pretty lame, but this was actually good. Brother Carpenter 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 there are many good ones: -You go to church to learn more about your army, but can't find the guy with long hair in your Codex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 When this is one of the funniest images ever! xD or this Champion Rawne, librisrouge, BLACK BLΠFLY and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWORD BROTHER RYAN Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I always laugh seeing that one! YKYABTW you learn to green stuff tabards and chains to "Templarify" your Indomitus box. Bjorn Firewalker and BLACK BLΠFLY 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medjugorje Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 when you love to play against other melee armies because thats a honest fight Bjorn Firewalker 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 when you love to play against other melee armies because thats a honest fight Does this apply when you can use melee weapons as ranged ones, like the Custodes' guardian spears, Arjac Rockfist's Foehammer, the "rocket-propelled chainsaw" of internet meme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eberious Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 (edited) ...when in almost everything you do has to have a hint of Templar somewhere. It's a game called cities skylines where you build and manage a fully functioning city, land landscaping etc. Started at the start of the month, and not finished expanding yet. The game can Take a while. A little different to my yearly Templar cookie bakes. Enjoy. Edited December 25, 2020 by Eberious BitsHammer, Bjorn Firewalker, BLACK BLΠFLY and 3 others 6 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 (edited) ...when in almost everything you do has to have a hint of Templar somewhere. I wonder if there are actual cities in the Imperium laid out like this? Maybe a hive which houses a Chapter keep, with annual gang wars scheduled like Aztec flower wars, so young gangers may demonstrate their strength and present themselves as potential Black Templar neophytes to the Initiates stationed at the Chapter keep? Edited December 25, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker Kheotour and Boytoy 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mittens Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Why so much hate for Khârn? Sigismund and him were friends. Sigismund and the Original Templar Brethren spent a ton of time with Khârn and the World Eatters and picked up such nice habits as chaining their weapons to themselves from them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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