Head Mook Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when... The new Sanctified Color Wheel includes black and white, but not blue or whatever the @#$% color Spacewolves are. Thomas Aquinas 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Vader Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Space Wolves' Wolf Armour is painted Wolf Grey using Fenrisian Wolf Paint applied with Wolf Brushes made from the finest Wolf Hair. You Know when you're a Black Templar when you can remember your chapter's name without having it written all over your weapons, armour, wargear, vehicles, underpants and the back of your eyelids. CrystalSeer and Darkthorns 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acebaur Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You know you are a Black Templar when.. - You convince your Dark Angel friend to vote for BT as his favorite chapter on the Relic website because he'd rather your chapter win than the Space wolves. - You convince the same friend(though without much effort) to flag the Ultramarine player's comment as offensive for foul language - Your friend tells you that he thinks you treat your BT codex like a bible because you keep it nearby all the time and revere like it is a bible. - You snicker when he says this ^ but inside you know it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranwulf Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I am not a player, but I know this guy who: ...broke his arm during a game and continued playing until the last turn. Then he passed out. Ran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galadren Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 ...I want to know how he broke his arm playing 40k. o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Montressor Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You know you're a black templar when your salute to the Emperor is a stabbing, followed by flexing your pecs and a yell to the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You know you're a Templar when the enemy's battle cry becomes "Don't shoot! You'll just make them mad!" Kuchinawa 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rohr Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You know your a Black Templar when you write an essay on why first contact with aliens should be nuclear fire. Just to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kassill Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You know your a Black Templar when you write an essay on why first contact with aliens should be nuclear fire. Just to be sure. You know your a Black Templar when you demand to read said essay (<--guilty! :( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candleflame Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I can definetly say something about myself: I know that I am a Black Templar when everytime I do an assault and just rolled my dice I look at the result and think "Gosh, I'd really SUCK without the reroll"... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulff Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You know your Black templar when : 1) you have taken the time to diagram the drive train of your LRC and posted it over your bed! 2) wonder how long it would take to mount Hurricane bolters to the crew cab doors on your truck! 3) decided to corner the market on lightning claws and thunderhammers and stormshields on Ebay! 4) gone by the local tatoo parlor and shown them the Templar cross and asked if they could use it on your whole back! 5) had your local priest come by to bless the hull of your everyday Ride! 6) starting looking on a starmap to figure out where antioch is so you can resupply your grenades! 7) applied the bumper stick that says.. "templar staff car.. psychers will be parked upon!" 8) you refer to any other army as your PREFERRED ENEMY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeroskovTheTemplar Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when... - You refuse to play Assassin's Creed because it forces you to assassinate your brethren. - You change your mind and buy Assassin's Creed Brotherhood so you can play a Templar in the Renaissance era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticFox Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 ...you can recite the Vows from memory. Correction: When you can ONLY recite Accept Any Challenge, No Matter The Odds from memory... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Hadafix Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 You know your a Black Templar player when the the thought of Space Wolves makes you change the vow to "Abhor the Puppy witch! Kill the puppy witch!" Your other mode of transport is a MK IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Juan Juarez Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 This ones for Firepower :( ...when you "purify" next doors cat for trying to influence your thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Falcon 88 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 You know your a Black Templar player when you recite your vows with your army before you start deployment for each game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Juan Juarez Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) ...when you don't wear His symbol, you are His symbol. Edited January 21, 2011 by Captain Juan Juarez Epistaxis and _Dalion_ 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Scipo chapter master Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 You know when your a Black Templar when........ you take 2 Full LR Crusaders With Marshal Chaplain and Emperors Champion In Crusader Squads and 2 10 man Assault squad in a 2K game against guard. In assault 2nd turn one assault squad down to one man and he Destroys a Demolisher, the other squad down to 4 men killing a full guard squad. By the end of the game all I lost was the 2 Assault squads (mass fire sucks) a few Neophytes and some initites. He lost all his tanks both command squads and lots of troops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wise_crak Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I am not a player, but I know this guy who: ...broke his arm during a game and continued playing until the last turn. Then he passed out. Ran devotion!!! but how O_o you know your a black templar when you have always wanted to play their codex and the day you think should i the FAQ comes out tempting you more B) Wisey :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeller Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar player when... - you give your opponent a wide open handed gesture followed by "Come at me, bro" knowing you fall back towards the enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Vespasian Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 ...when your Forum at B&C has a thread about how awesome you are and even non Templars tell you how awesome you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Initiate of the Templar Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when: ...your conversations with first time opponents go like this: "what army do you play?" "eldar" "Okay my army has Preferred Enemy: eldar" "Okay then I'll play my chaos marines" "Okay then my army has Preferred Enemy: chaos marines" (this went on for 10 minutes) ... you refuse to capitalize the names of every other army, regardless of what proper grammar dictates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eberious Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 You know you are a Black Templar player when.... Your army's basic colour scheme only just passes the GW 3 colours min to play in store. You forget to shoot stuff and get stuck right in at CC(always, every game) You have more Initiates than you'll ever use in a game (maybe even apocolypse games) You try making another SM army and they end up as Templars. shandwen and _Dalion_ 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltese Cross Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) You know you are a Black Templar player when.... Your army's basic colour scheme only just passes the GW 3 colours min to play in store. +1 Don't they know how many colours go into making black look black? Edited January 22, 2011 by Maltese Cross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eberious Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 You know you are a Black Templar player when.... Your army's basic colour scheme only just passes the GW 3 colours min to play in store. +1 Don't they know how many colours go into making black look black? Tell me about it, currently 4. Two shades of grey,bleached bone and well.... black. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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