You know you're a Black Templar when....

[nightwing1511]

... when you have a jar stuffed with cash, labelled 'Sigismund' as an emergency fund for when FW gets their act together and releases the model.

[Mandolore511]

Many jars of cash where started this day brother... that is genius.

 

Also when you have a love hate relationship with hills. They are so much harder to charge up but they make winning the charge so much more awesome.

 

When you never walk any where only march, and sometimes charge.

[Kastor Krieg]

When you realize that you can just as well call your army "The Imperial Flamer, Bolter and Chainsword Witch Hunting Appreciation Society".

[ Black Templars core + Sisters of Battle and Ordo Hereticus ]

[Mandolore511]

I here by call this meeting of the fraternal order of witch hunters to order (gavel thudding)

 

Secretary, will you read the minutes from our last meeting for approval?

 

"09:00 meeting called to order, burned a witch..." (room erupts into uncontrollable applause and happy shouting)

 

- being so thrilled with their success they decide to burn another witch and the meeting falls into disarray as everyone speeds out of the room on a crusade.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

I here by call this meeting of the fraternal order of witch hunters to order (gavel thudding)

 

Secretary, will you read the minutes from our last meeting for approval?

 

"09:00 meeting called to order, burned a witch..." (room erupts into uncontrollable applause and happy shouting)

 

- being so thrilled with their success they decide to burn another witch and the meeting falls into disarray as everyone speeds out of the room on a crusade.

 

I did it yet again, I laughed, out loud. In fact I am still chuckling now, as I write this. Yep still laughing. 

 

Edit - 2 mins later.

 

Just re read the post and laughed again. Still smiling, cheeks hurt. I really like this post. 

 

Edit 1 min later.

 

Okay enough, laughing and snorting like a pig now. I laugh harder every time I read it. 

Edited July 6, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

... a post about a meeting of Witch Hunters has you snorting like a pig while you laugh hard enough to cough.

[nightwing1511]

... when you get excited about rolling 27 hits when throwing frag grenades, and murder 13 orks total.

Orks hate Blast templates, apparently.

[Sete]

When you try to read lore about other Chapters on the wiki pages about warhammer and end up always in the Black Templar page! And reading about sigismund brings manly tears to your eyes. Edited July 8, 2014 by Sete

[Honda]

...when you acknowledge that the Templars actually have a Monstrous Creature choice and his name is Sigismund.

[Mandolore511]

When you get your pathfinder inquisitor killed by attempting to man mode every fight you come to... and as it turns out... you're not actually a space marine. But it still feels like the right thing to have done because the only way to do things properly is to charge into hand to hand combat.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

You comment on a thread started in Jan 2011, just to keep it on the first page. 

Edited July 20, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS

[Marshall Bretton]

when the owner of your lgs says you only have 5 mins left of gaming, so you instantly skip through the movement and shooting phase and go straight to charges to make sure you can get your ZEAL on

[Helscream]

You know you're a Black Templar when 

- You don't see a Deathball of Heretics and Traitors as a threat, you see them as an opportunity to test your infantry. 
 

- You call an allied Grey Knights player a Heretic every time he activates his force weapons.

- You only bet on black in roulette.

- You want Aaron Dembski-Bowden to be allowed to write all BT fluff and for anything up to the point he writes the fluff to be considered the work of Heretics.

- You use Ned Stark decapitating his daughter's wolf to further justify that Knights beat wolfs. 

- You don't loose your entire first company fighting against pitiful Xenos. 

- You interrogate a group of trick-or-treaters for several hours because they have a witch among them.

 

- You shout coward as loudly as you can when someone chooses to fire overwatch, even in games you are not playing.

Edited July 20, 2014 by Helscream

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

- You interrogate a group of trick-or-treaters for several hours because they have a witch among them.

 

There I go again, laughing out loud, to the ridicule of my wife.  

[ThatOneMarshal]

You go to a place called hondas sushi and you order the...wait for it the Templar's maki!

[FortesMastery]

When you want a different tabard for different social events.

[Honda]

When you want a different tabard for different social events.

 

 

When dressing up for date night and you ask your wife what color tabard should you wear?

[FortesMastery]

 

 

When you want a different tabard for different social events.

 

 

When dressing up for date night and you ask your wife what color tabard should you wear?

White, Black, and Black, White, Black, and Red, or White, Black, and Gold?

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

You go to a place called hondas sushi and you order the...wait for it the Templar's maki!

 

So the One Marshall went to Honda's Keep during a re supply run, the spoke of many things and enjoyed a simple meal, Templars Maki.

 

It's a traditional dish, not eaten often as the ingredients for the smoke in which the fish is preserved are hard to collect these days.

 

Only a certain type of witch creates the perfect smoke and unfortunately the Templars are nothing if not thorough in their killing of witches.

[ThatOneMarshal]

You know your a black Templar when... you have you first game ever today and you are about to lose so you grab your assualt terminators in there land raider avoids the giant pit in the middle of the board where your warlord is fighting 30 blood angels. And drive over to there librarian with his escort. I lost the game but I killed the witch.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

It is a hard lesson to learn, Distraction, but you must be a pro. To distract 30 plus of the enemies warriors in melee, with your Warlord no less, to allow your Sword Brothers the chance to rid the galaxy of another of our most hated foe. 

 

Although the battle was lost and many good men paid the ultimate sacrifice, a great victory was won here today. The slaying of a Witch, a witch with Vampiric tendencies.

 

Well done Brother. 

[Honda]

You know your a black Templar when... you have you first game ever today and you are about to lose so you grab your assualt terminators in there land raider avoids the giant pit in the middle of the board where your warlord is fighting 30 blood angels. And drive over to there librarian with his escort. I lost the game but I killed the witch.

 

 

You did not lose, the Empyrean has one less "portal" to work with.

 

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[ThatOneMarshal]

I just realised my dog is a black templar....Shes black and white and she constantly tries to destroy my orks.Also when I was watching a salem witch trials documentry a she wagging her tail whenever pictures of burning witchs appeared...

 

I also finally bought a vindicator. While I was buying the vindicator a friend was saying that he preferes the stormtalon and find the vindicator to be overkill I told that there is no such as overkill when you play templars. 

Edited July 22, 2014 by That_One_Marshal

[Godspear]

...you keep a carton of eggs in your black hybrid to hurl at bad drivers while making assault cannon noises and screaming benedictions to the Emperor.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Does it have a Cross on the roof?

 

Or the doors? Or the hood/bonnet?

 

Anywhere?

 

Please tell me it does.