SCOTT_FRANCIS Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) As mentioned earlier, the BT Apache. This looks so cool, Storm Talons spiritual predecessor? Edited August 15, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS Mandolore511 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 When you used to pop down to your logal job centre and fill in the form, Name: Robert the Templar Adress: Battle barge orbiting holy terra at present. Occupation: Sword Brethren, purger of heretics, burner of witches, faithful servant of the Emperor, physiotherapist. Current working status: Awaiting funding to launch another holy crusade. Preferences: Drop pod assault, land speeder formation specialities, data entry. Dislikes: Cowardice, spyker's, iron warrior turncoat filth, seperating legions, tax returns. Availability to work: 20 Hours per day minimum in service to the Emperor, 4 hours sleep only required (even then negotiable) minigun762, Honda, Mandolore511 and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 When you see this thread:http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/295397-fallen-templars/Make this reply to it: + SUFFER NOT AN UNCLEAN THREAD TO LIVE + And then report your own post with this: Thread trolls Templars by submitting a ridiculous [ + HERETICAL! +] idea of Chaos-aligned [+ TRAITOR! +] Templars. + AEGIS COMMAND, AEGIS COMMAND + + THIS IS RECLUSIARCH KRIEG + + REQUESTING ORBITAL FIRE MISSION + + ON MY POSITION, BY GRID REFERENCE + + OPEN SHEAF, FULL BROADSIDE BATTERY + + COORDINATES AS FOLLOWS - TWO NINER FIVE THREE NINER SEVEN BREAK THREE SEVEN EIGHT ONE FIVE ZERO THREE + + COMMENCE FIRING WHEN READY + + COMMEND OUR SOULS TO HIM ON THE GOLDEN THRONE + + EXTERMINATUS, EXTERMINATUS, EXTERMINATUS + Marshal_Roujakis, Mandolore511 and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 lol, my response would of been http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/227/0/1/shut_up__space_marine_foot_in_face_style_by_impguy101-d6i84az.pngg Marshal Goderic, Honda, spedley13 and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTT_FRANCIS Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Emperor damn it, ran out of likes. LIKE LIKE LIKE. A Templar, giving his own life to ensure an orbital bombardment achieves total destruction is the true example of ZEAL. Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incinerator950 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 lol, my response would of been http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/227/0/1/shut_up__space_marine_foot_in_face_style_by_impguy101-d6i84az.pngg My counter response would be a quick charged plasma cannon blast, but I never took pics or vids of my playtime. Black Templars had hands down one of the better dlc skins though. And I ran out of likes a while ago, Flint seems to rob me of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortesMastery Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) when you see an email from the Black Library called Join the Crusade and leap for ZEAL when you realize its for a new BT Novella. {Edit}And then later feel sad because its Heresy. Edited August 19, 2014 by FortesMastery ValkyrieUndead, redmapa, Marshal_Roujakis and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Emperor damn it, ran out of likes. LIKE LIKE LIKE. A Templar, giving his own life to ensure an orbital bombardment achieves total destruction is the true example of ZEAL. + FOR DORN, SIGISMUND, FOR THE EMPEROR - SO THAT OTHERS MAY ZEAL + Honda and Mandolore511 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bung Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 You go back playing Deathwatch with your mates and you refuse to play anything else than a Black Templar. And after you are not allowed to play the most zealous Assault Marine even your Apothecari Charakter is more skilled with a Chainsword than any other charakter. Metic 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 When your having a hard day, then you look up at your motivational poster for moral support. http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/00/bf/4f/00bf4f6fe09c1f80efaa5b1dbca8f4aa.jpg Marshal_Roujakis, Marshal Goderic, Marshal Mattias and 10 others 13 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 ...the wind loosens a crown in the front of your mouth while you are sky diving. The crown comes out, but you decide it's no big deal because you have a hobby desk full of Templar equipment, including a tube of holy super glue gel. You glue it back in and now smile with tremendous ZEAL! * Yes, wife has officially freaked out that I did that, quite certain that I have poisoned myself. Here I was thinking she'd be happy because we wouldn't have to spend $2000 on a tooth. ;) DasPanzerIstUber, Mandolore511, Marshal_Roujakis and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvih Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 ... you just picked up this from the courier: http://www.tvih.net/stuff/regenyei-longsword1.jpg Too bad it has no armor penetration Sete, Honda and Metic 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I want to Buy one but the customs here are a bit picky with what we buy :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvih Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 This one's a blunt sword, those are not as tricky usually. Though I bought it from another Finnish medieval fencing hobbyist at a slight discount, ordering one directly from the blacksmith that made it would've taken about 6 months waiting time! Lessons start in a month for me, so certainly didn't want to wait that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andhil Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 No armor penetration? Nothing that can't be solved with a car battery and some electrical wire!* *Don't do this kids, NEVER attach a car battery to a sword, or anything that isn't a car for that matter! Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvih Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 ... you've already bought one Mint NIB Castellan Draco for a very high cost, yet when you see another one you're still heavily tempted to buy it ValkyrieUndead 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 ...you see the new Space Wolves flyer and think 'needs more crosses. Preferably with heretics crucified to them' Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 *Don't do this kids, NEVER attach a car battery to a sword, or anything that isn't a car for that matter! Except heretics, witches, xenos, traitors, and kittens. *OK really, don't. I don't wanna see in the news that some kid electrocuted the neighborhood cat because some loony on the internet made a joke! Then again.... No, really, don't. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 When you absolutely hate psykers but your best friends are the grey knights, and you follow the most powerful pskyer in the galaxies orders to the letter. Because you hate them,,,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Hypocritical zealots? In the Imperium of Man, no less?! Impossible! The_son_of_Dorn 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1367882598244680346.jpg Proof ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) No, it isn't. That's what you just said, slapped on a picture. Now, if you have a picture of Templars bro-fisting Gray Knights, I'll be glad to congratulate you in the short time you have before the Inquisition erases you and everyone you've ever known for the sin of knowing the Knights exist Edited August 21, 2014 by Firepower Marshal_Roujakis, Kastor Krieg and Deus Imperator Vult 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 ITs ok, im friends with, http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/326/8/9/the_inquisitor_with_a_mouth_by_ashwilliams40k-d4gzy78.jpg Back on track, you know your a black templar when.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 When you don't acknowledge the "GK as Battle Brothers" and always play as if the relation was "yellow" on the Allies Chart.+ BECAUSE YOU HATE PSYKERS + Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 You had a Blue Screen of Death when you realized that the Emperor was, in fact, a psyker. grimaldus.exe has stopped working. Mandolore511 and Andhil 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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