Honda Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Exactly, why club a baby seal when you can club a baby Tau. How do you tell the difference? They look the same to me...Oh, wait, Tau don't have whiskers. AndrewChristlieb 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 If you find a blue baby seal with hooves, it's probably best to club it, too. For the good of the gene pool. Mandolore511, Duke Danse Macabre, KhorneHunter57x and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 When your computer is having issues you contemplate purging it with fire, blade, and bolter. It basically died and came back to life somewhat. Its probably the cause of chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 When your computer is having issues you contemplate purging it with fire, blade, and bolter. It basically died and came back to life somewhat. Its probably the cause of chaos. Died and came back to life? So it passed its Reanimation Protocol roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 When your computer is having issues you contemplate purging it with fire, blade, and bolter. It basically died and came back to life somewhat. Its probably the cause of chaos. Died and came back to life? So it passed its Reanimation Protocol roll. Even more reason to purge it. Firepower 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal_Roujakis Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 When you use a dull box cutter to cut through plastic and still managed to cut through the hard soda can inside of a 12-pack beer wrapper which caused it to rupture and bleed out on the floor.... because ZEAL! When you realize after listening to Templar a 2nd time that Khârn is afraid of Sigismund if Sigismund ever losses control... When you're shuffling through the Army Lists in the Space Marine section of the BnC website and you ignore every list that has a Librarian Filthy Witch in it... Honda and Sete 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyWalrus Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 When you're gearing up for a friendly local game night and your thoughts go not to what sort of list to play, but how many assault units you can pack into 1500 points. Brother Richard and Acebaur 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 When your Black Library collection is all about Black Templars. Marshal_Roujakis 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciler Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 When you unbox a venrable dreadnought sprue and exclaim "Damn, no sword in the CCW options" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Danse Macabre Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 When your looking for potential models to convert and your first thought is "how am I going to build arobe onto this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal_Roujakis Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 When you can build a Templar list without consulting the Codex... because you know the points, the composition, and the capabilities of majority of Templar based units in the Codex... (HAH! Codex Astartes..., it is a mere guideline to a Marshal, you said to the Ultramarine, we don't need to see it and bring it all the time... we rely on our skills, our fury, our faith and above all else our ZEAL!) When you can't remember how many points a Librarian costs because you've never fielded one... When you try building a list for a Chaos Space Marine army and you don't know what a Sorcerer can do... When you have no idea what happens during Perils of the Warp, except bad stuff happens to witches... When a Witch suffers a Perils of the Warp and the 1st thing you ask your opponent is, if the witch just killed himself after seeing he was fighting against Templars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 When you can build a Templar list without consulting the Codex... because you know the points, the composition, and the capabilities of majority of Templar based units in the Codex... (HAH! Codex Astartes..., it is a mere guideline to a Marshal, you said to the Ultramarine, we don't need to see it and bring it all the time... we rely on our skills, our fury, our faith and above all else our ZEAL!) When you can't remember how many points a Librarian costs because you've never fielded one... When you try building a list for a Chaos Space Marine army and you don't know what a Sorcerer can do... When you have no idea what happens during Perils of the Warp, except bad stuff happens to witches... When a Witch suffers a Perils of the Warp and the 1st thing you ask your opponent is, if the witch just killed himself after seeing he was fighting against Templars... When the only perils roll you remember is one, because that's the one that eats the witches and gives you a reason to declare, "That's what you get for being a witch." Honda, MarshalZappin and Marshal_Roujakis 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciler Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 when you can't conveniently fit your basic marines models in the standard GW carry case slots and have to turn them sideways because otherwise the swords would stick out : http://reho.st/self/5ec46a1271475f4c862baa13778c7b44e216c16f.jpg Marshal_Roujakis, FortesMastery, Kheotour and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyWalrus Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 When you try building a list for a Chaos Space Marine army and you don't know what a Sorcerer can do... What sort of Templar would do such a thing?! Honda and Duke Danse Macabre 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal_Roujakis Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 When you try building a list for a Chaos Space Marine army and you don't know what a Sorcerer can do... What sort of Templar would do such a thing?! One that would like to help a friend build a competitive list so that your Templars at the least would look like they were fighting... "Akin to swords that sharpen each other through duels, a man must fight to sharpen one another" -unknown Imperial Poet- Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOneMarshal Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) When you feel guilty that you haven't been able to contribute to the crusade of wrath and it pains you to look at the topic because the feeling of guilt is to heavy. When you buy a stormtalon and some paint because by god I will not stand buy and not contribute in some way. Even if school holds you back. Edited February 27, 2015 by ThatOneMarshal Honda, Acebaur, Kastor Krieg and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 ...you travel on the Hindentanic ocean liner on its maiden flight and the sheer power of your UNBELIEF in superstition prevents it to sink.A meteorite crashed into the ship and sunk it as soon as you stepped back on the shore though, but them's the breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 ...when you start a similar thread in the Astra Militarum section and it becomes the second most popular of these style threads. Proving forever the lack of zeal lesser chapters have, when guardsmen beat them. Marshal_Roujakis and Kontakt 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 ...when you start a similar thread in the Astra Militarum section and it becomes the second most popular of these style threads. Proving forever the lack of zeal lesser chapters have, when guardsmen beat them. Our cannon fodder can walk into battle with their heads held high. Though it's probably not a good idea, tactically speaking. You'll have to dig your trenches a lot deeper, for starters. :lol: Kastor Krieg, librisrouge and Mandolore511 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adeptus-Alaska Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 when you check this thread daily.............just to see if firepower mentions kittens or paddlins Mandolore511, Marshal_Roujakis and Acebaur 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 when you check this thread daily.............just to see if firepower mentions kittens or paddlins ...and to see how many people don't know how to spell zeal correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Our cannon fodder can walk into battle with their heads held high. Though it's probably not a good idea, tactically speaking. You'll have to dig your trenches a lot deeper, for starters. Guardsmen can and do earn the Crusade Cross. Do we see the Lesser Chapters do that? Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metic Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 welllllll there was that whole Declates crusade thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyWalrus Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 That was our fellow Brothers of Dorn, that doesn't count! Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 welllllll there was that whole Declates crusade thing I did not mention Slightly Less Lesser Chapters, did I now? ;) Metic 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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