Pudelhund Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 When you scoff at the forum name of "The Bolter & Chainsword" and hop on down to our favorite subforum that should be called "The Lasgun". Both of them sound like gastropubs really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 We call it the barracks Pudel. It's currently that nice shade of green and must be kept clean at all times. Lights out at 10, there's a long march in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik_Ironfist Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 YAY RUCK MARCHING! My favorite . You know you're a guardsman when your battle rattle and ruck weigh more than you do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Baranov Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 You know you are a guardsman when you wonder if your lasgun is older than the hive you were born in... Then again, that might just be a worry for Vostroyans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik_Ironfist Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 You know you're a guardsman when yelling pew pew does more than your angry flashlight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudelhund Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Random question, but is the word "lasgun" trademarked by GW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Probably not, it's a pretty generic name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceddyn Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 You know you're a guard player when your army carrier weighs more than you do... I fixed that for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialCitizen Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 ...you fix bayonets upon seeing a chaos dreadnought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik_Ironfist Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 ...you just fix bayonets. That's more like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morroccomole Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 You know you're a guardsman when... You never volunteer for ...except maybe PDF duty. Or you volunteer your buddy "Hey, sarge, Steve wants the plasma gun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Which is a good way to make the commissariat take both Steve and you as volunteers ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik_Ironfist Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Never be first, never be last, and never volunteer for anything. If the enemy is in range, so are you. The easy way is always mined. Make it too hard for the enemy to get in, and you can't get out. If the attack is going well, you're walking into an ambush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipes Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 You know your a guardsman when "taking cover" means running behind your mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemai Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Totally had my first Catachan moment yesterday. New strimmer, out in the garden, shirt off (because manly), hacking away at the footlong grass (yes I know, but it's new and we wanted it to "take"). So there I am, full on two-handed pose sweeping from left to right, imagining I'm holding a heavy flamer/chainsaw and going through the undergrowth. Glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik_Ironfist Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 When you go to an Airsoft game, and the type is a hill assault, you're the attacker, and the only words that come to mind are "FORWARDS! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Wow, been a long time. I clearly need to play more so I have more to add. "...when the Ravenwing player starts bragging and you neglect to inform him that basilisk platforms can accept the Fire on my Command order." "...when the opponent starts talking about how hard their spartan will be to kill and you calmly place two manticores on the table, unconcerned." "...when everybody loses it over the new Tau deathstarsupersuitstm and you just realize that that'll mean painting a couple hundred more men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmablasts Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 ...a Space Marine brings nine free rhinos and you realise that that in compensation makes your artillery more efficient, as there's no such thing as a miss, just an alternative target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamJacksUserName Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 ...a Space Marine brings nine free rhinos and you realise that that in compensation makes your artillery more efficient, as there's no such thing as a miss, just an alternative target. I don't think anything has yet been posted that out imperial guards this statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 When your response to the BT who says "I'll bring the black tide" is "I'll bring the Guardsman tsunami" :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emprah2508 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 When your opponent place 3 wind rider jet bikes in front of your 30 man guardsmen blob and you laugh for a minute because of FRFSRF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truesight Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenricusTyranicus Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 You know you're a guardsmen when half your Dawn of War casualties come from commissars shooting their own men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulpine Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 When you and millions of others fight constantly to keep a grip and a footing on a planet for years and years of brutal war. And just when you about to do that last push. Putting the final nail in the enamys coffin! Following the thousands and thousands of your fellow kinsmen into no mans land... To almost certain death! And because fifty to one hundreds power armour clad steroid boosted marines join you... They take the glory... Not you!.. That's when you know your in the guard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Mehman Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 ...your wife catches you in the living room with her cooking pot on your head, broom in hand, making gun noises whilst marching in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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