You know you're a Sister of Battle player when...

[*Furyou Miko]

... you listen to Marines complaining about not having a second special weapon and smile.

 

... you appreciate And They Shall Know No Fear.

 

... you wonder if that Commissar went to the same Schola as any of your Sisters.

 

Taking inspiration from the Guard thread, throw out your serious and silly "Too much Sororitas" stories.

[WarriorFish]

You find yourself using "purge" in real life a little too much... and you start twitching when you hear another army complaining about GW's treatment :P

[*Furyou Miko]

... You discover that you consider 'Heresy!' to be a perfectly normal response to someone eating a ham sandwich with no cheese in it.

[ElectricPaladin]

...and you start twitching when you hear another army complaining about GW's treatment

 

Every single time a Chaos Marines player opens his freaking mouth I want to plant a sock full of white metal mono-pose Sisters in it...

[*Furyou Miko]

Paladin, can you keep discussions about Chaos players out of the Sisters forum please? That's a topic derail waiting to happen.

[ElectricPaladin]

Paladin, can you keep discussions about Chaos players out of the Sisters forum please? That's a topic derail waiting to happen.

 

Ok... . You're probably right. I'll wait until I have something less controversial to contribute.

[march10k]

You cringe when the avatar of khaine hits the table.

 

You have more meltaguns than a platoon of IG has flashlights.

 

You seriously consider dreadsocking the guy with three riptides when he complains about AP1 missiles.

[Naminé]

... When you can take heavy flamers in your troops choices.

 

...When you think a codex with only 2 troops options 'has a lot of choice'

 

...When you get ready to take a save against plasma weaponry :p

[march10k]

...I'll bet legion of the damned will get heavy flamers in troops choices...but, yeah, it's rare, and sweet.

[Azatoth]

When you want to show people how "hot" the Sisters are, with a Melta!

Edited March 18, 2014 by Azatoth

[Fibonacci]

... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag.

[march10k]

... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag.

Awesome...but I do pine for the days of inducting some guardsmen for access to a single leman russ and a few squads of cannon fodder.  

[Da Taz]

you never have enough Flamers!

 

A hot time in the old town is every game!

 

you smile knowing that each Sister and their transport has a Invo. Save!

 

You are the only army out there that is all metal! LOL!

[Fibonacci]

 

 

 

You are the only army out there that is all metal! LOL!

It's your one way ticket to midnight.

Call it.  Heavy Metal.

[*Furyou Miko]

... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag.

 

So true. When the Necron codex dropped, it took me four hours to find a small blast for my Tomb Spyders (it was in a box on top of the fridge)!

 

.. when "can I be bothered to carry this" is a serious part of your decision to go to games night or not.

 

... when you say, "maybe just a small game" and the opponent's face falls.

 

... when the Tau starts complaining that your army is broken for Ignores Cover, high AP weapons.

[mince on toast]

... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag.

 

this

 

& when you smile like a pyro in the shooting phase as you place several flamer templates down

 

when you praise the emperor when you pass every SoF roll

[Onisuzume]

... you wonder if you'll ever get access to volkite weapons.

[*Furyou Miko]

You know the names of enough Imperial Saints to choose a new one every time you have to roll an important Shield of Faith.

 

... You see a dense city board and smile, because all of a sudden 8" becomes the average encounter distance.

Edited March 18, 2014 by Furyou Miko

[Knight of the Raven]

...when howling banshees are jealous of your amazing curves.

[Da Taz]

when you start bring hotdogs and marshmellows to games! And are thinking about s'mores!

 

you think long range is over 12"!

 

When you look at your troops and you try to think of ways to get more heavy flamers!

[vonny]

when you think long range is over 12"!

 

Actually, I already had this since the day I picked up Tyranids ;)

 

... When you look at someone else's army and think "hey, are there male models in this game too? Neat!"

[Knight of the Raven]

My mistake, I missed the 'player' part of the title.

 

You know you're a Sisters of Battle player when you've been arrested several times for raving about exterminating the impure.

[Dread]

When some one mentions "The Exorcist" and you reply,  d6 48 inch str 8 AP 1 shots. (oops post stats, take down if needed but it helps make the point)

 

6+ invul comes up in a casual conversation about family or church.

 

Something on TV says something about repent or heresy and you grab your dice

[march10k]

When people get jealous about your cool nicknames, like nuns with guns, bolter [redacted by His most holy inquisition], combat strippers (led by the dominatrix!), and so on...

 

When the DE player looks at the three half-naked slaves lounging on the deck of his ravager, then looks at your army, and feels inadequate.

 

 

.. when "can I be bothered to carry this" is a serious part of your decision to go to games night or not.

 

Tell that to my 223 metal cadians... blech!

[SFH]

...your response to a problem is to douse the problem in holy promethium.