You know you're a Sister of Battle player when...

[Aqui]

. . . do I laugh or cry?

Perhaps all of you could do something relevant to the topic...like get back to it <_<

 

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[Jacinda]

A spiritu dominatus,

Domine, libra nos,

From the lighting and the tempest,

Our Emperor, deliver us.

From plague, temptation and war,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the scourge of the Kraken,

Our Emperor, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the begetting of daemons,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the curse of the mutant,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

A morte perpetua,

Domine, libra nos.

That thou wouldst bring them only death,

That thou shouldst spare none,

That thou shouldst pardon none

We beseech thee, destroy them.

 

 

You know you're a Sisters of Battle player when you recite the Battle Prayer of the Adepta Sororitas after being called out for posting off topic comments ...

[Servant of Dante]

A spiritu dominatus,

Domine, libra nos,

From the lighting and the tempest,

Our Emperor, deliver us.

From plague, temptation and war,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the scourge of the Kraken,

Our Emperor, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the begetting of daemons,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the curse of the mutant,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

A morte perpetua,

Domine, libra nos.

That thou wouldst bring them only death,

That thou shouldst spare none,

That thou shouldst pardon none

We beseech thee, destroy them.

 

 

You know you're a Sisters of Battle player when you recite the Battle Prayer of the Adepta Sororitas after being called out for posting off topic comments ...

I've been reciting this a couple times a day just to keep it straight in my head :P

 

Also, it's "From plague, deceit, temptation and war"

Edited January 26, 2017 by Servant of Dante

[Willy Pete]

Deliver us FROM war?  Isn't the whole point of Sisters to wage war in the Emperor's name against the heretics and unbelievers?

 

Also, you know you're a Sisters of Battle player when you actually worry about the wording of a made up prayer. :)

[Rizara]

Well a prayer to deliver you from war is so that you survive he war, not go home in a body bag.

 

You know your a sister of battle, when your prayers for war include purging heretics not just enemies.

[robofish7591]

When you are a sister of battle, all your enemies are heretics! 

 

Whether they were heretics before picking a fight with you... well, that is up for debate.

[Aqui]

You know you're a Moderator of the Sisters of Battle subforum, when you suspect everyone of Heresy ;)

[Sister_Miriya]

You know you are a (male) sisters of battle player when you consider arco-flagellation your only way of redemption from moderators accusations of heresy! Edited January 27, 2017 by Sister_Miriya

[Eddie Orlock]

You know your an OR mod when you look at that sentance and realise that Aquilanus just functionally accused himself of Heresy. Either that, or he's an un-person excluded from the set of everyone.

[Servant of Dante]

For reference, that prayer is the Invocation of the Fede Imperialis, also called the Battle Hymn of the Adepta Sororitas, first printed in the 2E Sisters codex

 

And yes, deliver us from war, becuse the ultimate goal is a galaxy where all the xeno, heretics, witches, mutants, and so on are safely dead and there is no war. That will never happen, but that's the goal.

Edited January 27, 2017 by Servant of Dante

[dracpanzer]

That will never happen, but that's the goal.

When you see Dante's lack of Faith, and Know it is Heresy!

[Servant of Dante]

 

That will never happen, but that's the goal.

When you see Dante's lack of Faith, and Know it is Heresy!

 

 

*primes flamer*

Edited January 27, 2017 by Servant of Dante

[Interrogator-Chaplain Ezra]

Speaking of the two meatshields, I'm wondering how long it will take the seedier parts of the fandom to shout "Twincest is wincest!" at the top of their lungs.

I think you may be a little late for that. I'd be surprised if the ink in the WD was even dry before someone made that comment.

 

Anyways...

 

You know you're a Sisters player when plastic minatures just don't *feel* right in the army.

Edited January 27, 2017 by Interrogator-Chaplain Ezra

[Sister_Miriya]

You know your a sisters of battle player when debates on the best way to strip your sisters is a perfectly normal conversation...

[Jacinda]

0.o

[Sister_Miriya]

^ in my defense, I was talking to the owner of a gaming store today and we where debating between simple green, brake fluid and purple power(degreaser)

 

His co worker does not play 40k and was HIGHLY confused.... It didn't occur to either of us how off it sounded

[Servant of Dante]

I do wonder what people think if they hear me talking about "my sisters" out of context :P

[Drider]

brown detol / simple green for plastics. acetone (nail polish remover) for metals. 

[Shifte]

Brown detol works safely on metals too, for reference.

[Drider]

indeed. acetone on the other hand will melt plastics. 

[Sister_Miriya]

I still stand by good ol' brake fluid for metal. It works quick, is highly toxic (don't lick it....) and purges unwanted everything from the metal :)

 

Before the Inquisitiors arrive:

 

You know your a sisters player when you forget the word remove because you say purge more often then not!

[Montford]

...When you are watching the security camera footage of a convenience store robbery and you think "I wonder if the shop owner will pull out a flame thrower?"

[Servant of Dante]

When you care (I'm happy) that Miniwargaming is houseuleing new Celestine to have the AoF rule :D

[BitsHammer]

...When you're scared of the new plastic models because they aren't as durable as metal ones.

[Interrogator-Chaplain Ezra]

...When you're scared of the new plastic models because they aren't as durable as metal ones.

And because they're not as good at dreadsocking.