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FRESH FRUIT?! That's heresy!


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Okay, down to business. Salvete, all of you out there who care enough to read this incredibly boring sentence. More importantly, congrats for coming to my little corner of the Imperium, of course where we of the Smithy strike the quadrant into worthy works of holy steel.


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Greetings strange Lady, and Welcome :)


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Thank you, strange and mysterious animeeple! Emprah protects!


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Oh no he doesn't!!!


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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It's true. I haven't seen it happen once.


"You roared your defiance, now scream your regret." ~Jhadek Redcrow
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Didn't help Sanguinius did it?


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Didn't help Sanguinius did it?


Ooooooohhh Snap

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Didn't help Sanguinius did it?


Ooooooohhh Snap

 

Wasn't that the noise his neck made when Horus throttled him?


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Blog - Gates of Helvete

''Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!'' - Dennis the Peasant, England. 932 A.D.


 


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And I was trying to show some bloody loyalty for once in my Emprah-forsaken life. Oh well. Back to the Great Cactus Field (Which, ya know, is right next to the Great Wastelands in which there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THERE.).


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Join us Chaos types, we have DANCING!!!!! :D


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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I'm a Loyalist by heart, but my gene-seed is less 'pristine' compared to that of the Ultramarines, so yep. Perhaps we can invade Catachan sometime and put their scorpions into the pastry bin of the Inquisition. 

 

My lord and inspiration, Chaptermaster Alfabusa, is living proof that Loyalists and Chaos can get along, I wish the rest of the Imperium could see that.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=X_TdU3y6Pqg


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Greetings strange one, tread lightly and carry a big gun, please continue. 

 

TSOD  PR0-TEKS, YALL!!!!!!!


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Of course I have to carry a gun, it's essential to the defense against a fiend armed with a banana!


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What if he was waving two Banananananas


Edited by SlaveToDarkness, 26 November 2014 - 09:36 PM.

Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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"Oi! How to defend yourself against a fiend armed with a banana! Alright! First, you force the fiend to drop the banana! Then, you eat the banana, thus disarmin' him and renderin' him helpless!"

 

"Suppose he's got a bunch?"

 

"...Shut up!"

 

Good ol' Monty Python.


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What if he was waving two Banananananas

 

Orange you glad this is quite rare?

 

 

.....I'll leave


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He must be coconuts to use two without specialist training


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Blog - Gates of Helvete

''Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!'' - Dennis the Peasant, England. 932 A.D.


 


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How to Use Your Coconuts: An Educational Film is very enlightening indeed.


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I wish women never saw that film, cost me a fortune in nightclubs


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Blog - Gates of Helvete

''Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!'' - Dennis the Peasant, England. 932 A.D.


 


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Hey, this is why Monty Python is so great: Absolutely Fantastic Special Features!


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If you haven't already check out Michael Pailins 'Jabberwocky' and 'The Missionary'. Go, download them right now. 


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Blog - Gates of Helvete

''Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!'' - Dennis the Peasant, England. 932 A.D.


 


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Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Blog - Gates of Helvete

''Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!'' - Dennis the Peasant, England. 932 A.D.


 


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https://www.youtube....h?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

 

I will see you Jabberwocky and your Missionaries and meet them with...an Argument Clinic!


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Ahh I see you know your Python :tu: 

Forte actually got to see them live :( Gutted


Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Blog - Gates of Helvete

''Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!'' - Dennis the Peasant, England. 932 A.D.


 


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I've always dreamt of meeting John Cleese!


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