Jolemai Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Spawned from here on the BA ETL Brief thread, a number of Frater have so far contributed to the penning of this fine dirge and as such, it has deserved it's own thread. Why should we continue it? If we win the ETL I'll sing the Sanguine Rhapsody xD That's right. If we win the ETL, Charlo will Youtube himself singing this BA themed rendition of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody!! So what are you waiting for? Finish the song and win the ETL for Sanguinius! ...and our eternal amusement and gratitude! Lyrics can be found here for those who don't know the song off by heart. Is it real? Is it fantasy?...Caught in a landmine,No escape from the heresy......Open your eyes,Look up to the sky and see...I'm just a poor Scout, with only BS3......Because I hate greenskins, like Tycho......Diceroll high, diceroll lowAnyway the dice roll doesn't really matter to me, with FNP......Dante, destroyed a Kan...Inferno Pistol to its head.Pulled his trigger, then Grotz dead.Empraaaah. Oooooooo.. Great crusade had just begunBut Horus has gone and thrown it all away...Sanguinior! OwowowooowwYour wing's poked out my eye... ... If I'm not back from the Apothecary tomorrow,battle on, battle on, and buff some other guy... Too late, my time has come...I feel the Red Thirst in my spineBody Raging all the time...... Goodbye battle brothers.. I've got to go..Leave you all behind and join Death Company.. Chaplaiiiiiiiin. OoooooOOOOOooooo...If I'm gunna die...Let me do it in the Black and Red...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Now now... I never said YouTube! I'd also be happy for us to distribute the lines amongst all BA vow completers and edit a video together of us all singing victory together! And rubbing it in the other sections faces ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemai Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 Trouble is, I said I'd supply the beer and my funds wont stretch to all the completionists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Semper Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 hahaha! How cool is this... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosjetka Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Now this is terrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I have a voice changer thing built into my sound-card. There is a setting that could make me sound very much like a 7ft Testosterone - Fuelled raging behemoth post-human.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomus Sardauk Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Somehow, somewhere, the Emperor is smiling on you brothers, truly you are doing His work here. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM1981 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I see the warp signature of a cultist... Mephiston, Mephiston - Will you crush that rouge psyker??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Is it real? Is it fantasy?...Caught in a landmine,No escape from the heresy......Open your eyes,Look up to the sky and see...I'm just a poor Scout, with only BS3......Because I hate greenskins, like Tycho......Diceroll high, diceroll lowAnyway the dice roll doesn't really matter to me, with FNP......Dante, destroyed a Kan...Inferno Pistol to its head.Pulled his trigger, then Grotz dead.Empraaaah. Oooooooo.. Great crusade had just begunBut Horus has gone and thrown it all away...Sanguinior! OwowowooowwYour wing's poked out my eye... ... If I'm not back from the Apothecary tomorrow,battle on, battle on, and buff some other guy... Too late, my time has come...I feel the Red Thirst in my spineBody Raging all the time...... Goodbye battle brothers.. I've got to go..Leave you all behind and join Death Company.. Chaplaiiiiiiiin. OoooooOOOOOooooo...If I'm gunna die...Let me do it in the Black and Red...! I see the warp signature of a cultist...Mephiston, Mephiston - Will you crush that rouge psyker??? Crimson-Warp-Bolts of Lightning, Flaying the minds of all he see's...! [finally an excuse to continue] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jønke Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Just meny dolls do i have to half arse to see charlo on utube? Better plan some painting vacation :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM1981 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 (Iron Halo) Iron Halo (Iron Halo) Iron Halo & the Spear of Telesto... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Servant of Dante Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 (Iron Halo) Iron Halo (Iron Halo) Iron Halo & the Spear of Telesto... I want to give this all my likes. This is the best. Is it real? Is it fantasy? ...Caught in a landmine, No escape from the heresy... ...Open your eyes, Look up to the sky and see... I'm just a poor Scout, with only BS3... ...Because I hate greenskins, like Tycho... ...Diceroll high, diceroll low Anyway the dice roll doesn't really matter to me, with FNP... ...Dante, destroyed a Kan... Inferno Pistol to its head. Pulled his trigger, then Grotz dead. Empraaaah. Oooooooo.. Great crusade had just begun But Horus has gone and thrown it all away ...Sanguinior! Owowowoooww Your wing's poked out my eye... ... If I'm not back from the Apothecary tomorrow, battle on, battle on, and buff some other guy... Too late, my time has come... I feel the Red Thirst in my spine Body Raging all the time... ... Goodbye battle brothers.. I've got to go.. Leave you all behind and join Death Company.. Chaplaiiiiiiiin. OoooooOOOOOooooo... If I'm gunna die... Let me do it in the Black and Red...! I see the warp signature of a cultist... Mephiston, Mephiston - Will you crush that rouge psyker??? Crimson-Warp-Bolts of Lightning, Flaying the minds of all he see's...! (Iron Halo) Iron Halo (Iron Halo) Iron Halo & the Spear of Telesto... - the Blade Encarmine! Edit: So I goofed and finished the song. It's hidden below now. Probably best to pretend it doesn't exist so the community can finish the lyrics as a group. Hidden Content I'm just Mephiston, I have no invuln save. He's just a psyker, a close-combat psyker Spare him his life from this Eldar-strength-D Easy hit, easy kill, I need an invulnerable. Abbadon! No! We will give you no save! Invuln save! Abbadon! We will give you no save! Invuln save! Abbadon! We will give you no save! Invuln save! We will give you no save! Invuln save! We will give you no save! Invuln save! I need a sa-a-a-ave. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Oh Emperor, Emperor, give me an invuln save. That Stormsurge suit has a missile put aside for me. For me. FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE! (cue sonic blaster solo) HERESY! So you think that our chapter is condemned to die? We are the Lamenters, and we will survive! Oh Emperor! Not this again Emperor! Can't catch a break, oh Empra' it's almost to late. (guitar/sonic blaster) Furious Charge. Furious Charge. Jump packs really matter, anyone can see, jump packs really matter, jump packs really matter, to me. Any way the dice roll . . . I think some of that is OK. Not that Mephiston is worthless, I just thought this might be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pyrofessional Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 This is getting out of hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Maybe do a line and leave some for the rest of us Servant of Dante? :P :D Top effort though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Servant of Dante Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 You don't have to use it. Just ignore me and do your own ending. But I realized that the end was just around the corner, and I couldn't help myself. Edit: didn't realize that this was a conglomeration of one or two liners. And here I was thinking I was making a positive contribution. I guess this bit is my favorite (at least I would like to see the Lamenters get a bit. They deserve it.) It would probably be best if you continued from SM1981's last post, but I would like to submit the lines below when you get to the spot. Oh Emperor, Emperor, give me an invuln save. That Stormsurge suit has a missile put aside for me. For me. FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE! (cue sonic blaster solo) HERESY! So you think that our chapter is condemned to die? We are the Lamenters, and we will survive! Oh Emperor! Not this again Emperor! Can't catch a break, oh Empra' it's almost to late. Should I take down my completion of the song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Nah keep it up, people can always grab a line if they can't think of one! It was cool of you to put that up, you just jumped the shark a tad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Servant of Dante Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 The completed song is still up, but under a hidden content button thing. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM1981 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 This is getting out of hand You've miss-spelt awesome... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Semper Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Now I cannot come to your forum without having the Bohemian Rhapsody playing in the background (even as I type this). :lol: Great stuff guys! hahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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