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A Titan Princeps sings, "Chicks dig giant robots!" in battle.

You can sing, "Chicks dig me!" because the sum of all your augmentations mean YOU ARE A GIANT ROBOT.

Iron Father Pax (grinding a Chaos Titan's wreckage to scrap beneath his feet): "Weakling."

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 22 June 2020 - 10:46 PM.

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Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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Trucks are fun.


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You know you’re an Iron Hans when you suddenly find yourself falling for your mobile device.


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when your at the doctors sitting there loatheing yourself


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when your at the doctors sitting there loatheing yourself


Shouldn't you be at the mechanic's instead?
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Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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You meant Father of the Future though .
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ok you know your an iron hand when your head wont interface with your microwave toothbrush :P


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You insist everything you have must also be a gun, so no enemy will ever catch you unawares, or outgun you.

Including your smartphone.

Your pen.

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 31 July 2020 - 09:42 PM.

Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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Your credit card.

And your gun- combi-weapons are so useful.

Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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... when you’re just a wee lad and understand the binary code ...


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Did I ever say this is muh favoreet four I’m ?
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...when you have an elective amputation and replace the missing bits with metal

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(I am just starting playing in 9th edition and the chapter choice seemed obvious - plus I have to paint with my wrong hand so a black colour scheme seems forgiving :D)
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You know when you just wanna drink a bucket of motor weight oil.


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Your Bladeguard members' primary weapons are not swords (though they are retained as secondary weapons), they are missile launchers launching missiles with multiple extendable sword blades.
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Ork Warboss (after the "Bladeguard missile" sends his choppa- clenched in his disembodied hand- flying to his rear): "No fair! Shootaz ain't supposed to be choppy!"
Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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That’s cheating though ...


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As an Iron Hands Librarian, your greatest ambition is NOT to be interred in a mere Librarian Dreadnought sarcophagus- those are for Sanguinius' sons, and you are one of Ferrus Manus' sons.

It's to be interred in a Macross pattern self-propelled star fort sarcophagus, for which you are capable of serving as Navigator.

(Notes for those unfamiliar with The Super Dimension Fortress Macross or its Americanized adaptation, Robotech: The ship is kilometers in length. It mounts twin energy weapons capable of destroying entire enemy fleets with one shot, in addition to multiple antiship and antiaircraft guns. It has hangar facilities for hundreds of fighter-bombers. It can engage enemy warships in hand-to-hand combat.)

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 26 September 2020 - 12:02 AM.

Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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That’s cheating. :D


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That’s cheating.


The Iron Hands are not playing games, they are fighting wars. In war, there is no fair play or cheating, there is only winning and losing- and as Ferrus Manus' sons and the Emperor's loyal subjects, our duty demands we always play to WIN.
Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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Okay then I sure wanna meet that psyker. On the flip side you know yer a Templar when you wanna kill it.


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When your Drill Sergeant orders you and your battle-brothers to "Fight as one!" you implant connection pegs and/or sockets in your bodies.

"Combat Squad Icon, combine into Bruticus!"

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 30 September 2020 - 06:20 AM.

Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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‘We don’t need no more sockets !"


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When your entire shopping list for new codex is tanks and techmarines
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