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Marshal Loss

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I'll ignore the lone representative of the Mechanicus' futile attempts to attain relevance in order to post a little gem I saw the other day

 

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No.

 

 

Yes.


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It's so nice of the Iron Warriors to wait for every son of Perturabo in the segmentum to turn up before opening fire.


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You'd think having actual; members of dorn's legion realize dorn was a fool and seek to join a superior legion would make the IW glad to take them for prop[aganda purposes if nothing else.


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Dorn: anything you can do pertuabo...i can do better!

Perty: build a wall?

Dorn: most definitely!

Perty: break a wall?

Dorn: but of course!

Perty: i know one thing i can break that you can't.

Dorn: preposterous! What!

Perty:.....the truth

Dorn:.......your're a tool.

Perty: your welcome sausage.

Edited by The_son_of_Dorn, 10 June 2019 - 03:04 PM.

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How many iron warriors does it take to breach the defenses of terra?

All of them.

Now many imperial fists does it take to breach the defenses of Medrengard?

No one knows, it's never been tried.
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The canteens on Iron Warriors ships serve Tacos every day...

... Apart from Tuesday.
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No. Friday is the day one must consume the taco, in celebration of freedom. The Omnissiah decreed it so.


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You might be an iron warrior if:

You've ever used a. 5 ton melta charge to remove a tree stump.

Your venetian blinds are made of half inch armor slats.

You have a picture of rogal dorn pasted to the bottom of your toilet bowl.
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An iron warrior walked into a bar.

An hour later he'd converted it into an armored forward observation post.

An iron warrior walked into a bar.

Within 30 seconds the buildings serious structural flaw was corrected.
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Word bearer Humor: *racks Bolter* "Let's give them the good news!" *Kicks in door*

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Word bearer Humor: *racks Bolter* "Let's give them the good news!" *Kicks in door*

 

"GREETINGS IMPERIAL CITIZEN! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE GLORY OF THE CHAOS GODS?!" 

 

The door knockers still survived up to M42 lol


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You're an Iron Warrior when you rage against GW for not letting enough slots for heavy support units.

You're an Iron Warrior when you think that 23 lascannons is not enough in a 2k army list.

You're an Iron Warrior when you have more Havocs than standard Legionnaires.

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You're an Iron Warrior when you rage against GW for not letting enough slots for heavy support units. Also the fact they also do not count as scoring units for objectives purposes.

 

 

Had to fix that one, sorry. 

 

EDIT- Tired of the scrap code ruining my quote tags... 


Edited by MegaVolt87, 26 June 2019 - 06:04 AM.

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You might be an iron warrior if...

Your doghouse is better constructed and has more armor than a standard imperial bunker.

Your lawn mower is more durable than a chimera.

You considered the Berlin wall to be bad comedy.

Your favorite flavor of chili is melta bomb.

Edited by Beatnik cryptek, 05 January 2020 - 05:11 PM.

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What did the iron warrior do when a bully kicked over his kid's sand castle?

Gave him a landmine to put in the bext one he built.
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You might be an Iron Warrior if....

You measure time in cans of Leadbelcher spray.

You're confused by battle chants that actually end.

Your YouTube watch history spans years, but only shows the Bridge Scene from Apocalypse Now.

Your first thought upon entering a room is to look for all of the load bearing members.




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