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Dorn: anything you can do pertuabo...i can do better!

 

Perty: build a wall?

 

Dorn: most definitely!

 

Perty: break a wall?

 

Dorn: but of course!

 

Perty: i know one thing i can break that you can't.

 

Dorn: preposterous! What!

 

Perty:.....the truth

 

Dorn:.......your're a tool.

 

Perty: your welcome sausage.

Edited by The_son_of_Dorn
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Word bearer Humor: *racks Bolter* "Let's give them the good news!" *Kicks in door*

 

"GREETINGS IMPERIAL CITIZEN! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE GLORY OF THE CHAOS GODS?!" 

 

The door knockers still survived up to M42 lol

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You're an Iron Warrior when you rage against GW for not letting enough slots for heavy support units.

 

You're an Iron Warrior when you think that 23 lascannons is not enough in a 2k army list.

 

You're an Iron Warrior when you have more Havocs than standard Legionnaires.

 

Celtic_Cauldron

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You're an Iron Warrior when you rage against GW for not letting enough slots for heavy support units. Also the fact they also do not count as scoring units for objectives purposes.

 

 

Had to fix that one, sorry. 

 

EDIT- Tired of the scrap code ruining my quote tags... 

Edited by MegaVolt87
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You might be an iron warrior if...

 

Your doghouse is better constructed and has more armor than a standard imperial bunker.

 

Your lawn mower is more durable than a chimera.

 

You considered the Berlin wall to be bad comedy.

 

Your favorite flavor of chili is melta bomb.

Edited by Beatnik cryptek
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You might be an Iron Warrior if....

 

You measure time in cans of Leadbelcher spray.

 

You're confused by battle chants that actually end.

 

Your YouTube watch history spans years, but only shows the Bridge Scene from Apocalypse Now.

 

Your first thought upon entering a room is to look for all of the load bearing members.

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