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One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

Beware the Jabberwock my friend!
"Evil will always win, because good is dumb."

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And so falls another corrupt and malign entity of the Warp to the righteous wrath of The Most Holy and Blessed Emperor of Mankind! Huzzah!




Who'da thunk it?

:ph34r:

hey commander Y, good work there eh....love the fluff your bringing to the MAOD


teach those wussies to mess with ze french !!!!!

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As soon as SBJ sends ==Me== his instructions, I can start the battle.

With a BatRep shortly after :ph34r:
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nite_moogle has returned from his short excursion to the Land of the Dead ( :ph34r: ), and will be running the final two battles tomorrow and at the weekend, i.e. Renaud vs Arrancador and Augustus vs Raynor.

So relevant board mods - PM your battle instructions to nite_moogle ASAP.
In another life I'd be drenched in sweat with you
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Go DC! Drinks are on me in the Fang if you win!
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hang on, wait a minute! <calls security> Quick, get down to Zamael, I think Asmodai is up to something…


He. Wouldn't. Stand. A. Chance. :ph34r:

Shame about Malyr, but as the saying goes - Never send a boy to do a man's work.

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Hmm, i was thinking Malyr be taken out so quickly.. Darn Fallen... :ph34r:

Nice work there Amarel

*quickly walks off before Asmodai wants to have a chat with me about me chatting with Fallen*
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What happened to ==My== batreps? :D
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What happened to ==My== batreps? :D

Don't worry, the final three for this round are on their way, scheduled to be here by Friday at the latest - merely been held up for a short while due to commentator strike action over pay & conditions. :D
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What happened to ==My== batreps?  :(

Don't worry, the final three for this round are on their way, scheduled to be here by Friday at the latest - merely been held up for a short while due to commentator strike action over pay & conditions. ^_^

Pssh, pay, who do they think they arE?
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As soon as SBJ sends ==Me== his instructions, I can start the battle.

With a BatRep shortly after ^_^

Apologies! I was away for a long weekend. Just got back. Oh, the shame! :(

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Well, I must admit, The battle between the inquisitor and the sorcerer had me very unsure of who I wanted to win... I play TSons, but Von Barre is so cool! Well, I guess there's more to be said about serving the Emperor than I thought... No, musn't say that, Tzeentch will curse my dice. So... Death to the Imperial Scum!

*mutters "Go, Inquisitor Von Barre!" under breath*

At any rate, this is looking like an excellent AOD. Keep it up, guys.

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Late entry alert!

Sword Brother Jeramakus, Castellan to Marshal Seese and the Gethsemane Crusade
Space Marine Leader
Master-crafted bolter, master-crafted power sword
Terminator Honours, Purity Seals
117 points

He can be seen here: http://www.minivault.com/sbj.htm


Jeramakus will fight chaplain Thiel in the first round - sorry Kurgan, no bye for you. :D

Hi guys, finally back on the net!

And I was worried that my batreps were not serious enough! ::cuss: :(

I am just catching up now, but the SBJ vs Kurgan battle - it seems to be going begging just now, so unless someone has already taken it, I will volunteer for ref duties. I assume that Moogle is still doing the other two battles?

SBJ, Kurgan, please pm me with your trashtalk, tactics etc in the next day and I will do the batrep by the weekend for ya.

Now, who to book as guest commentators... ^_^
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SBJ, Kurgan, please pm me with your trashtalk, tactics etc in the next day and I will do the batrep by the weekend for ya.

<Ahem>: you'll find that ==He== has already got that battle well in hand. ^_^ Just the question of where it's got to... :(
In another life I'd be drenched in sweat with you
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SBJ, Kurgan, please pm me with your trashtalk, tactics etc in the next day and I will do the batrep by the weekend for ya.

<Ahem>: you'll find that ==He== has already got that battle well in hand. ^_^ Just the question of where it's got to... :(

Oops! I miss out on my chance to kill an admins character then... :D

Well, now I am back, and raring to referee more bloodshed. I will just have to wait for round 2 I suppose. :P
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Finally...

Battle H: Chaplain Thiel vs Sword Brother Jeramakus

LSM: Hello, and welcome to tonight edition of the Mod AoD. We’ve got a great show for you. Here are tonight’s celebrity commentators, Ezekiel of the Dark Angels and Njal Stormcaller of the Space Wolves. Take it away, boys

E: Thanks Macharius, greetings, I am Ezekiel, Chief Librarian of the Dark Angels…

NS: And I’m Njal Stormcaller of the Space Wolves. We’ve got a great show for you folks at home, featuring Chaplain Thiel of the Vultures Chapter…

E: And Sword Brother Jeramakus, Castellan to Marshall Seese and the Gethsemane Crusade.

NS: Those Black Templars and their excessively long names, quite silly, don’t you think Ezekiel.

E: Indeed, Njal Stormcaller, Smiter of the Unubiquitously large Kraken, Bearer of the Wolf Helm of Russ, Beholder of Russ’s nail clippers, Scourge of those that would wish unwell to the well-wished, Guardian of the Great Gate and other awesomely astounding alliterations, brewer of the sauce of Morkai, Castrato…

NS: I think they get the idea Ezekiel, I am…

E: An idiot?

NS: No! I didn’t say that!

E: But your were thinking about it.

NS: Well, you were thinking of wearing a frilly dress and waltzing down the dungeons of the Rock.

E: No, that’s what you were thinking of.

NS: …

E: Anyway, on to our show! Here come our contestants into the arena, Chaplain Thiel in the trademark colors of the Vulture Chapter wielding a bolter, in addition to his Crozius Arcanum and Rosarius, the Chaplain’s badges of office (like you would know Njal)

NS: Hey! I sensed that, our Wolf Priests might not wear…

E: Holy badges of devotion and reverence to the Emperor.

NS: Badges of reverence to the Ecclesiarchy, Pearl boy.

E: Let’s not get into that topic…

NS: Anyway, right behind Thiel comes Sword Brother Jeramakus, Castellan to Marshall Seese and…

E: Why don’t we just call him SBJ?

NS: Right, SBJ, sporting an unorthodox armament, two master-crafted weapons…

E: But our judges have ok-ed it, so he’ll be fine.

NS: and some purity seals and a 1st company icon. Now, even though he is still relatively young for a Space Marine Commander…

E: Those badges show that he is quite a formidable warrior, and not to be underestimated.

NS: *aggravated* Thanks Ezekiel.

E: *contented* No problem

NS: Anyway, our combatants are approaching the ring, and it appears they have something to say. We’ll go ringside to our correspondent, Veteran Scout Sergeant Naaman (damn, he’s slippery!)

N: Thanks, fleabagnow we’re going to hear what our contestants have to say. Brother Jeramakus, anything to say before the fight?

SBJ: *dramatically pointing at Thiel* you are my bitch in the Arena of Scrabble. There, ‘SBJ' is an invalid play. Here, it means ‘your death.’ Have at thee, varlet! *Dramatic and cool pose*

T: *blank stare, one eye slightly raised in a confused, but menacing manner*

N: Back to you Ezekiel.

E: Thanks Naaman (Njal missed the insult, hah!)

NS: What did you say about me?

E: Nothing roverok, the ref has come out and the match will begin.

NS: There’s no need to watch, I can see into the future, and I know the victor.

E: No, wait! I can see into the future too, but better than Njal.

NS: Well, ok, HEY! Stop making fun of me!

E: I’m sorry, but there’s just so much material, I can’t help it.

NS: I forgive you, don’t worry, I know what you mean.

E: Err, let’s get back to the fight.

NS: Both combatants come out of the gate running, so to speak, and open fire on the move. Their bolters sing as round after round is poured into each other. Even with his centuries of experience-

E: Thiel can’t make any of his shots hit, but it appears one of SBJ’s has hit home, but it-

NS: Caused no significant damage. Now, Thiel rushes in, Crozius swinging. Yes, he has hit SBJ!

E: Nope, he merely sliced into a purity seal. This brings back memories of Rhadamanthys’ previous match, but this time, it looks like-

NS: The purity seal paid off.

E: *sarcastic* Well said Njal, I was just thinking that.

NS: Uh oh, it appears that SBJ is swinging now, and he has hit Thiel-


E: But it bounced off of the rosaries power field. But, another blow has-

NS: passed through and nailed Thiel squarely in his chest, that looks nasty.

E: but Thiel can fight on, for a non Dark Angel, he is quite stubborn.

NS: More like “Self Reliant”

E: Right, anyway, here they go again. Once again, SBJ is

NS: unharmed by Thiel’s mighty blows, that kid’s got style.

E: Well, it looks like style goes both ways, as SBJ has just disemboweled poor Thiel with his power weapon. This fight is-

NS: over, but I think we’ll see Thiel again, though he might want to-

E: stop lurking in the chapel and go outside for some exercise

NS: That’s right Ezekiel, he-wait a minute, Naaman called me a fleabag, and you called me easy to make fun of.

E: Those were said like 5 minutes ago Njal…

NS: Well, I was busy predicting the outcome if this fight and…you called me rover!

E: Well, I think that’ll be all for us, back to you Macharius.

LSM: Well, it looks like we’re going to need another pair of commentators, but the real story is how Sword Brother Jeramakus triumphed over all odds and defeated the obviously favored Chaplain Thiel. What have you got to say Khârn?

KtB: That kid’s got style, as Njal so eloquently put it, and I think we can expect much more from him in this competition.

LSM: It looks like we’ve got another “lucky leader” on our hands in this competition. Well, that’s all for now folks, see you next time. Same Bat Time, same Bat URL.

Edited by ==Me==, 07 July 2004 - 09:35 PM.

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I... I... I am VICTORIOUS!!! LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!!! :(

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hey ==buddy== I love your batreps, but oddly enough...all your characters sound like the same person...


mix it up a little bit eh


and lets get going with the raynor battle eh!!!! :(

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Because, oh great beaver...

They're all C'tan!!!11!!11!!1 :(
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Darn biased Dark Angel treachery against the venerable Njal :P

I like how Kurgan turned in a 71 point character, instead of maxed out to the lmit, not to discredit SBJ's win of course, but it was characterful.
QUOTE(DepthCharge @ Aug 12 2005, 07:50 PM)
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13th Co. didn't even know there were rules applying to how badass they could be.

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Hunh. Interesting. It's been whispered that mine is quite understated (Rhadamanthys, anyone?) and most definitely WYSIWYG...

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Hunh. Interesting. It's been whispered that mine is quite understated (Rhadamanthys, anyone?) and most definitely WYSIWYG...

Me, I just threw in my normal 1,000pt LT :P.

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WOW good job :P wish you continued luck on those AOD battle fieldz :] Ju Gul Le? :eek JK
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"Well, there's a delay in the tournament caused by the disappearance of one of the referees, more specifically nite_moogle. We're not quite sure what's happened here, let's go over to Anacron who can tell us more..."

Sorry about this folks, it seems time is not on nite_moogle's side. I'll have to get over and give him a good kick up the--

"--yes, well, hopefully it'll all be sorted soon or things will start to turn nasty out here, and we're not talking about Zamael's body odour."

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[trash talk]

*EDIT* Apparently "worst trash talk ever"

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