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Bjorn Firewalker

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When Necron Flayed Ones flee in terror upon the sight of you, screaming, "I don't want to be deboned!"

When you chase after the Flayed Ones, screaming, "Give me your endoskeletons!"

Chaos Gods (shuddering at the sight of you deboning a Flayed One so you may implant its living metal skeleton in your own body): "That's just wrong."

Llandu'gor's ghost (hearing the deboned Flayed One scream in agony): "That's what you deserve, you backstabbing bastard!"

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 18 December 2020 - 04:24 PM.

Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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Deboned hahahahaha:D

 

You made my day Bjorn !


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Your Captain gets his Company Heavy Support units, by asking volunteers to implant demolisher cannons in their chests (adamantium shells replace their rib cages, protecting the organs within from the weapons' blast and recoil), and caterpillar tracks on their legs; he gets Fast Attack units by asking volunteers to implant jet engines in their legs, wings on their shoulders, and lascannons in their heads (their brains are relocated in the adamantium shells, so the organs won't be damaged when firing the weapons). In short, many of your battle-brothers look like this:
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Ork Flash Gitz: "No fair! I wanna be a Spess Mehreen too!"

Edited by Bjorn Firewalker, 11 April 2021 - 07:58 PM.

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Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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No one bats an eye when you put this model on the gaming table, and identify it as your Chapter Master who is SIMULTANEOUSLY a Battle Titan:

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Wolf Scout- Catachan barking toad eggs+ Thousand Sons Marine= Fun! (Wolves of Catachan)

Warhammer 40,000+ Star Wars- Rian Johnson- Reylo= AWESOME! (Knights of Renaissance)

Reasons to use the Steel Crusaders ('Codex: Space Marines' supplement) or the Iron-hearted Angels ('Codex: Blood Angels' supplement): Because you think giving Sternguard Veterans a heavy bolter wtih special issue HEAVY BOLTER ammunition is ALMOST as much fun as shoehorning an Earthshaker cannon into a Land Raider.

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Edited by Black Blow Fly, 04 May 2021 - 08:44 PM.

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