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40k Noodles (mk.2!)


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Kierdale

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When I first saw this image of a space marine apothecary in Mk.6 armour decades ago I it always looked a bit like he was about to eat that geneseed he’s just recovered.
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So when I and my family visited the Cup Noodle Museum in Yokohama yesterday and we went to the bit where you can personalise your own container and choose the contents, I knew what I had to do...
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Thank you so much Kierdale: you have just made my day!

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News at 11: GW still has ways to empty our wallets! They now have a way to get the people that eat noodles to afford models, twice!


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"My Cup Noodles Manufactorum"
I laughed in the bus back home from work. Loudly. Absolutely worth it.
The implied expression on the Marines Face is perfect aswell.
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That gave me a good chuckle, perfect on a monday. Thanks for sharing.


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Perfection. Utter perfection.


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I'd be up for some 40k foods. Tau instant noodles, maybe some protein - nutrition gruel for imperium

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I'd be up for some 40k foods. Tau instant noodles, maybe some protein - nutrition gruel for imperium

Corpse-starch

Hive Primus ra-men

 


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Absolutely brilliant laugh.png Do I want to know what corpse-starch tastes like? 

 

Every time I saw that image I always thought the apothecary was dunking a biscuit into a mug of tea!


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Some Slab from gaunts ghosts. Plop servitor food.

I've always thought Amasec is some horrible aniseed drink like uzo.
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Absolutely brilliant :lol: Do I want to know what corpse-starch tastes like? 
 


I’ll tell you once I have eaten it!
If I remember correctly the contents I chose were:
Curry flavour for the soup
Dehydrated egg
Cheese
Garlic
‘Meat’
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Corpse starch now takes the form of ra-men in my headcanon now. Just a bunch of Guardsmen eating it using their helmets as bowls
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That is awesome! Thanks for sharing, put a smile on my face.
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"Grim Dark Taste" lmao
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Magnificent!
Glorious!
Perfection!
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I am unbelievably jealous of your creation. We have a trip planned from the US to Japan in late 2020, so this is going on the bucket list for the trip.


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I am unbelievably jealous of your creation. We have a trip planned from the US to Japan in late 2020, so this is going on the bucket list for the trip.


The cup noodle museum in Yokohama cannot be missed! :tu:
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Grox Bun (Commissar Cain novels): Modern equivalent; Thick chicken breast, squared off and lightly baked with some seasonings... Thick cut slabs of dense bread, probably Pumpernickel or brown Rye. Add thickened tomato sauce and Provolone cheese, or Swiss cheese. Assemble sandwich, press flatten it a bit to give the effect of having been removed from a vacuum sealed bag, Toast both sides after buttering in a sauce pan until golden brown. Consume with any 'dark beer. Commissar Cain would approve.


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You dont need to buy food when you get free spruedels with each purchase. Just heat the frames until they're soft and chewy and add the sauce of your choice!


Edited by Xenith, 18 July 2019 - 07:31 AM.

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Made by the people of the Imperium!
For the people of the Imperium!
Of the people of the Imperium!
100% corpse starch noodles!

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I consumed them today.
My choice of curry soup drowned out all other tastes
for good or bad. :D



We usually visit the Cup Noodle Museum once a year. What should I drawn on the cup next time?
Chaos Noodles?
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Chaos noodles - eat them before they eat you!
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Agreed, Chaos Noodles for the win. Bonus points for a reference to classic Nissin villain "The Kettler" in all his kettle-thieving, fork-using glory biggrin.png .


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Sponsored by Nucadome Food's. 'Eat recycled food, Its cheap and nutritious!! May contain traces of human teeth and hair'...


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