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Warhammer Community film announcement (April Fools)


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https://www.warhamme...to-the-screen/4

 

Yes, obviously this is GW's contribution to today. It's still very funny though!


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Certainly gave me a chuckle!

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I know how the movie ends!

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Well now I would actually like some sort of parody like film featuring a Primaris Lieutenant to be available in 2022 for 1st of April.


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I know how the movie ends!

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Perhaps it will surprise us and will end like this?

 

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Maybe you could model TWC-sized "were-templars" who's inner Templar took over in the fury of battle transforming them into a giant half man - half templar?

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What if it's the same marine stuck in a unending time loop of him dying over and over, ground hogs day style
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Edge of the 41st Millennium ft. Lieutenant Dan of the Ultramarines :P.

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I'm going to be a little disappointed when this movie doesn't happen next year. I know it is an April Fools' joke, but I would watch a movie like that for sure.


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Oh, hey, it's the start of the GW release schedule cinematic universe.


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There will be twenty sequels with slight differences.


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There will be twenty sequels with slight differences.

 

But 18 of them will only be shown in select theatres for a limited time, making it extremely hard for anyone to actually keep track of the canon. 


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And the second and eleventh will go straight to betamax tape.
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